So...I was laing naked on the couch

I did.

 

You wish

 

lmao

 

If he carries the groceries up again next week, you'll know he enjoyed it.

If he doesn't darken your doorstep again for a year, well...

 

hahaaa I am in hidious shape right now...I just hope I didn't injur his eye sight ):

 

dave was visiting his old boss, who'd married a coworker of mine. everyone was in love with her, she had that sexy blonde oklahoma queen look about her, kinda trashy, but not really. so anyway, she didn't know dave was there and she got out of the shower and walked right across the living room in front of dave. once she was out of site, she's says 'hi, dave" and dave says "nice to see you!"

 

hahaaaaaaaaaa that's funny. Okay here is the really embarassing part...i was cooking mediteranian cod last night adn the whole house smelled (smelt?) like fish. I told Andy to make sure to tell his friend i made fish for dinner.

I also told him to tell him "Man i am glad she didn't greet me at the door naked like she usually does". Then Andy will look like a stud.

 

hahahhahaaaa i'm sure you do not smell that strongly of fish Bella!