So I was called an asshole...

Well, it can mean something if you think you might really like the person you're kissing...

I wouldn't call her an idiot. More like...adamant. And that's definitely a turn on.

 

That's a misconception hotwater. But I'm sure you know that. You are smarter than I.

 

Are they really that hot ? I mean..I watched a few Brasilian shows.
And the women were really sexy....but in a very natural way. So little make up but they are beautiful.
And the guys are hot too.
I honestly tell you...I orgasm whenever I hear Portuguese.
To some people French is the language of love...But its Portuguese to me.

 

a kiss can mean a lot but I wouldn't call a guy who I met in a bar and kissed once an asshole or whatever because he never met up with me again.. that's immature.. if every guy I made out with in bars when I was wasted became my boyfriend, wow.. I think I could safely say I've had about 100 relationships..

 

I like red hot teen action.

 

According to Aristotle, a kiss does not weigh a lot.
In reality, Aristotle has been proven wrong many times.

 

With that everyone is in agreement

To quote a movie; "teenage girls may not be too bright, but they're smart enough to know every guy wants to fuck em'


Hotwater

 

Yeah, you said that before. I like the idea of giving someone an orgasm by just opening my mouth. You know, "Por favor, lave o chao do meu banheiro" "ooooooooooooooooooo, I can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anyway, the trick with brazilian women is not their appearance but their attitude. They are personable, every other guy is not creepy or disgusting, etc.

They have a few things in their seduction repertoire that are simply unknown to american women.

 

Thank god for naive teenage girls.

 

I stopped reading after the "Por favor, lave o chao do meu banheiro" part....

 

Teenage girls are annoying, they are only good on film or video

 

Nah, just gotta give 'em something to keep their mind occupied. Like a ball of string.

That usually doesn't work unless the girls too stupid. but you get the point.

 

Why? You came?

 

Lol, no. You're not THAT good.
Its gonna take atleast a paragraph for that.

 

Wait. Why are you trying to rush the foreplay part?

Rule number one with orgasms: never rush it.

 

Lol...I am not rushing it....
Slow is also good......

 

Ok. You're 18. This is getting highly inappropriate.

At least this chick is older than me. By a little bit. I like that.

No more portuguese for you. I'm going to get sued. lol

 

18 is fine. You should get worried when the girl is 6.

 

Lol..okay.
But hook me up with an 18 year old guy who speaks Portuguese.
Get sued ? Lol. I am legal.

 

I guess you are legal. Barely legal is the correct idiom.

Anyways, I'm not playing the matchmaker here, sorry. I'm a jealous guy and as far as I'm concerned all women should be mine.

So long as they are legal...lol.