So I was called an asshole...

meh

 

Hahaha...I didnt know you were from NYC.

Oh God...I need more non American people. No offense anyone.

 

They ain't. Trust me. I miss my brazilian women...to death.

 

Oh God...If I had a penny for every time I called a guy an asshole....

 

I'm not from NY, I just have fucked some girls there

 

!

 

Not as easy as Iraqi-Persian goth chicks in helicopters over Niagara Falls, and you feel her hand on your lap and you're thinking "Should I go for it?" but when you finally decide to make a move you remember that your dad is sitting right next to you and her dad is across from you looking very angry but you wish you could pull out your camera and take apicture because he has jewelry and rubies and a turban and he just looks adorable...

 

They got a heck of a lot of attitude, that's for sure. And they are hot.

But sometimes attitude can be a good thing. I like these hyper-confident types that go around grabbing men by the balls. They are the shit.

 

In that situation I would ask, what would Britny Fox do?

 

Yeah, she's starting to capture my imagination, if you will. lol

 

holla

i dont see attitude as a bad thing. i couldnt fucking STAND living in a place where everyone was just....chill...and..no attitude. and boring.

 

My key to attracting girls in New York City is to dust myself in a rich layer of crack before I go.

 

We didn't get that far. But it actually was NOT a physical thing for me. I'm only half-attracted to her appearance. And attracted to her personality.

She has pink streaks in her hair, how could I not kiss her?

 

NYC girls think they are hotter than they are, per capita they are maybe even on the lower end of the attractiveness scale

I also am not that crazy about overly forward or sexual girls. I like somewhat quieter less annoying ones

but still, I've certainly gotten attention from the girls there, though I didn't always want it

 

Nah, you're thinking 1980s.

You better dust yourself in a rich layer of cash if you expect to get these girls.

 

Well, the forward girls are less work.

I hate initiating so...

 

Nah. City girls love my street urchin wrong side of the track appeal.

Look at Van Gogh. 'Loves me.

 

Break all the rules!
...at the girl's school...

 

pfft..yeah cause a kiss means sooooooooooo much.. it's like.. wow, we're engaged now.

idiot.

 

I like the idea of less work, but to use a star trek idiom; do you really want to go, where every man has gone before


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