SO i need a lie

i care bout ppl feelings, but if it need to be said ill say it.
but like i milk my honesty so it doesnt sound bad

 

no it just means no one will believe you about that army of wolves on their way to your town

 

either way my parents suck for trying to jam morals down my throat

 

see its mostly because i dont really care, but i feel like serving ppl what they need with 2 spoons of sugar makes them weak, then if someone calls them out for real they wont be able to deal with it

 

You make a good point actually, but sometimes you shouldnt kick the person when there already down

 

could be worse.. daddy could try shoving somethin else down your throat..

 

thank god my parents never reached that point of fucked up

 

and id like to

sorry man i love that song

 

haha.. yea.. my screen name for demonoid and yahoo are jezus_h_mf_boomboom_christ

 

As many ppl have said, clothes is a safe bet. And what I say when I take out $ for weed is i tell my rent its for paying for the parking garage at work (which is somewhat true, but thats only like $100 a month)

 

Tell then you spent it on gas.Might work gas prices suck.

 

could.

If you say clothes, is your mom or someone be like can we see what you bought?

 

you could totally say you donated money to your local PBS and that they are sending you an angel figurine in the mail.. then go buy some cheap ass $9 porcelain angel and say it came in the mail

 

I would tell her to mind her own business

 

that's an excellent fucking idea, not even kidding.

wait whats your mom's IQ?

 

say clothes. its a MOTHER, she will be amazed you spent ONLY 250$ on clothes

 

I would say anything to do with your car. Say it was making a bad noise and you got it checked out. Parking ticket? Or lent some money to a friend?

Or just say you went shopping and brought some stuff. If she asks what. Start talking At great lengths about what you bought, how cute the pants are etc. Act kinda bashful and smile sweetly and she will hopefully just roll her eyes and mutter about teen girls and their shopping.

 

Say you sponsered a local blind child.

 

And if she asks to see a photo.. Just say how insensitive that is

 

i had the same problem. just be like ya well i went a little over board playing with my friend s while you were gone. i just went out every night and it cost alot of money. i'll put back what i didn't spend and i'll save up the rest from work to get caught up on my savings again. i'm sorry. love you!

haha my parents were like damn it. you need to just be more careful with your money... and they're fucking mormons

good luck hun!