smoking

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indian~summer, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    The local temple lets you stay there for two nights before you need to shave your head. I know this 'cos a dready friend of mine went there last year and on the second night the hair-shaving monk was hanging around, drooling, asking questions about how long he planned to stay there.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah... don't become one of those.

    Ex-smokers who become smoking nazis are probably some of the most annoying people in the world.
     
  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i was a smoking nazi when i was a kid, i'd nag my uncle to stop smoking cause i loved him and was afeared
    then in high school i started smoking :&
    shut me right up

    i'm glad i have the knowledge now, i shall stay for 2 nights and then go on to the next monastery...:D
    either that, or i'd spend the third night sleeping in a ditch and then go back, cause it's counted as a new stay after that right? :D
     
  4. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I used to give my mom so much shit about smoking when I was a kid. Jesus, do I feel like an idiot now?

    You could always come and get trashed at my place on the third night. After two days of clean living, I bet you'd be hanging for a drink. Back for 2 days detox. And repeat.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    sweet deal, i like this plan alot :D
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    OK, it's decided then. I'm giving up smoking as and from now. I hope you guys get a laugh out of some of the random, blasphemy-filled, incoherent rants that my posts will become as and from today.

    God help any sappy fool who decides to annoy me in the next 10 days or so.
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    kick ass
    you deserve some naked pictures for that
    anybody have any naked pictures for this brave man?
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    I wonder if it would annoy him if I gave him naked pictures. :D
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    FUCK OFF! YOU ARE ALL CUNTS!


    Ooops sorry. Withdrawal symptoms.:leaving:
     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    My work here is done. :D
     
  12. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you should quit being a jerkface
     
  13. lode

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  14. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    *pops back from the bathroom, smelling of mentos*
    Oh my God, did I post that? I'm really sorry you guys, you are all so wonderful. I would love naked pictures from just about anybody.
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hard horse to kick eh?
     
  16. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    Eh!!!! :tongue:
     
  17. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Well, I haven't caved in just yet. Besides, I still have a lot of nicotine in my system from the 5 cigs I chain-smoked on the motorcycle on the way to school this morning.

    The daytime is easy, I can't smoke at school anyway.
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you smoke whilst riding a motorcycle...and then you crashed your motorcycle...hmm....
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    You can't smoke in school? Can't you like run off and smoke? You'd expect them to be chill about it in Thailand.
     
  20. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    No I crashed it while I was outrageously drunk.

    But I have been known to roll a cig and smoke it whilst riding. I also send text-messages, play my gameboy and ogle pretty girls on the street.
     
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