smokin' on a school day: official rule(s)

rule 16: if you have to borrow a pipe or anything (those unprepared people) make sure it's from someone you don't mind sharing a bowl with.

borrowing a pipe and not cutting them in is bad etiquitte

 

rule 17: joints or apple pipes or something disposable.

the less you have on you the better.

rule: 18 dont do it in a bathroom you idiot.

 

rule 19: if faculty(teachers, principals, etc.) thinks your stoned and ask a bunch of question NEVER tell them ANYTHING. Even if they say they will drug test you and have you on their precious cameras, they lie until you give in.

 

Rule 20:The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

 

how is that a rule for smoking at school?

like i get what you're tryin to say, but still?

rule 21: if you blaze with a teacher (i've done it) make sure it's not a teacher you have one of the classes you have while your baked

things just get awkward

 

dude you have to share that story with me please!

 

It means, enjoy your high but don't forget there's a chance you may get caught.

 

My friend has done something similar; he was chillin' at a party when he toked up with some older guy. A few weeks later the same guy turned out to be his volleyball coach. :tongue:

 

LOL, I don't think it would be awkward other than when you look at eachother you bust up laughing, lmao.

 

well it was cool, i can say that much, but yeah, i was goin out to smoke a bowl and he
overheard me and was like "hey, can i join? i haven't gotten baked in a while" so i was
kinda freaked out but he looked like a hip enough guy so i was like yeah dude, come along lol

we should make these rules into a book
and sell it to up-and-comers so they don't get busted
we could make millions

 

^^If only I had 400million dollars to pay a publisher... HA!

 

^yeah no doubt

 

is that from the Art of War or something??

 

Confucius.

 

Swazo got it.

 

Rule number #5: Yay to the no exchange of any goofy boots.

 

i see, is his stuff a nice read?

 

Yes, if you dig philosophy, more specifically, the social aspect of it.

 

especially while baked, it makes a lot of sense and you can see how it's happening in modern times

people sometimes get mad at me for getting philosophical when i'm baked, but the people
who are stoned with me totally understand

 

But didn't you just ask why I posted that?