Smokestack Lightnin' Chat

No offence taken Irmi.

 

I still have a scar on the Bridge of my nose where my helmet smacked me when I hit a lorry that was on my side of the road
Helmet was ruined but I am here telling you about it :scholar:?


You can still see it ( I was 18 when it happened)

 

I wear helmet on the horse. a black one.

 

So I expected to be drunk at the concert but it's easy to stop drinking when your head starts spinning.
I brought my pen so I could smoke a little.
My nephew rolled a joint and passed it around. Holy fuck he has some potent shit. I had a bigger high from one pass of his shit than I did from 3 beers before my first hit. And it got passed around a few times.
I remember standing in line for beer between bands and waiting so long I was like fuck this and going to a different beer line. Ended up not buying anything and I didn't need it. The stuff he had lasted the whole night.
I did sneak my pen in and after the second pass it died. I think there is a battery angel floating around that decides when you had enough thc.

 

Got Sent "Ass Over Tit" When A Women Driver Turned In Front Of Me.......

Went Over Her Car.....Hit The Road......Got A Broken Collarbone......My Helmet Was Smashed.....But

My Head Remained Intact........The Police Came To My Hospital Bed With The Helmet.......And Looked

At Me As If My Head Should Have Been Crushed Too......

Sorry Guys....... GLEN's Skull Is About Thick As You Can Get.....



Cheers Glen.

 

The one-line-ers I really liked were from 3 actors in The Fate of the Furious:
Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson,and Kurt Russell.

99 percent of Vin one-line-ers are not funny to me

Roll, Did you see the movie The Fate of the Furious?

also....wearing shorts on a motorcycle is just plain comfortable.

 

Tis Obvious You Haven't Ever Gone "Ass Over Tit" Off One......I Has The Scars To Prove Otherwise....



Cheers Glen.

 

^ not in 29 years of riding.

Knock knock on wood.

 

A bike would be great in delmarva. Considered it many times. But not so much in nj. And being i may move back...I will wait before I purchase one.

 

Would it be your first motorcycle ever owned?

 

Yeah, only road one once.

 

rode

is that the one filming when buddy died?......I don't keep track...I belive only the latest one might not have seen yet....I don't remember goldies hubby?...but I am on heavy cannabis regiment so those movies are just for when I cant lift my arms to get the remote

 

hey pete if you ride more than 50 you don't need shorts ...lol

then again I don't know about riding anywhere but ontario

 

I will blame autocorect on that even though it probly wasnt.

 

Paul Walker buddy died filming Furious 7

Goldies buddy was in Furious 7 and The Fate of the Furious" #8 he played Mr. Nobody in both.

 

{i know it was a ways back, but "bolting" is when a plant sends energy into making a flower/ seeds. generally it makes the leaves less tasty, because the energy is diverted to reproduction. thats why if you want a dandelion salad you should find a bunch of leaves that has not flowered yet, after it bolts the leaves are more bitter}

 

Poor guy !
http://youtu.be/ZFq6-7UQ2kU

 

hot divorcee wants to trade vehicles today...no problem there...but I should go out and completely wash my van head to toe

 

is yours an oddysey?

 

Fri 3:48am









Your a sad little man










This is the response of the fire captain. Calls me sad as Ive challenged his fire company to a 100 story stair climb .. This fucking pussy, is now off to embarrass the whole dept.