Hey, wasn't there some song about a granny who was a race car driver? My grandma, on my dad's side, just passed away recently. Back in her 20's though, she raced cars in some Powder Puff Derby.LMAO.
Hey, you know that song Abracadabra? It goes: Abra abra cadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya It was on the radio today and I was singing Half a half a cadaver It's gonna reach out and grab ya Don't ask me why. I just like changing the words to shit. I did it as a kid, and that's probably why I find Weird Al so amusing.
Are we suggesting Ashton's mom is into Necrophilia (sp?) or are we talking about her knowing the Abracadabra song because of her age? LOL.
Maybe I should change it to "It's gonna reach out and stab ya". I should look for the lyrics online so I can change the whole song.
Tell me if this is in poor taste. Half a half a cadaver The body of the Black Dahlia Ok, technically, they did find both parts of her in the same spot near the tree, but the murderer laid her out with the parts separated a few inches. This case has always fascinated me. Bizarre. They never did find out who did it. I should research it some more. Plus, they made some movie about it recently.
"On January 15, 1947, a passerby spotted her nude body in a vacant lot near Hollywood. Her body, cut in half, was bruised and beaten. Grass had reportedly been forced into her vagina, and she had reportedly been sodomized after death. Rumors of henna in her hair and BD carved into her body, as of yet to this outlet, have not been verified." Oh my God. I don't think I want to research it anymore. Those morgue pics were horrible.
I gotta warn you, it's some pretty gruesome stuff. All I ever heard was that she was cut in half. I didn't know about all that other junk someone did to her until today. I feel bad about making that joke about putting her in the parody of Abracadabra. That shit was wrong. It's pretty nuaseating, but here it is. Go to "The Murder" section and follow it down and you'll find links to the morgue photos. Made me cringe. Bleck. http://www.bethshort.com/dahhome.htm