signs your child is a goth...

oops...i guess im gothic

FYI::: I am the opposit of gothic! ANd i meet many of these "warning signs"

 

If you have Goth kids just take a bunch of pictures of them. That way when they bring their significant other to visit you 10-15 years later you bring the picures out and embrass them .


SoCal huh? I'd expect that in Alabama but not in SoCal. It would seem like this particular person has way too much time on their hands.

 

wow, im a goth. i never knew it. i guess i must move underground, away from the light, listen to Marilyn Manson by myself, while i smoke crack, drink alcohol, eat count chocula, wear a lot of black, mutilate myself and drink my blood, watch cable television, become a homosexual and a buddhist, complain of my boredom, and make satanic symbols out of my fecal waste and snot (i made that last one up). i could just do it quickly by getting a job at fox news

 

I might be interested in going Goth if Fox pays well.

 

12 of them apply to me.

Count Chocula is now a goth-realted food, is it?

And what does wtaching cable have to do with being a goth? Are these Christians also pro-satellite?

 

seriously i had 23...



darn darn darn that dailai llama and his count chocula

 

i laughed about nine times every time i read that

 

I blame the cereal

 

actually, my husband and i can bring out our own pictures when we want to embarass the kids. (we met over the internet, through a gothic pen-pal page.)

suresh is always saying i'm too hippie and not goth anymore, especially since i developed the allergies to hair dye, black nail polish, and aqua-net. i don't eat count chocula. do you think it would save my marriage it i started?

(for those of you too thick to sense irony, i am only kidding. i would never eat count chocula for anyone.)

 

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

A true sign of evil!

 

If you turn Goth when you eat Count Chocula, do you turn Gay if you eat Fruit Loops?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. *wipes away tears* THANKS for my first laugh of the day!!!

 

I'm a Tropical Shirt & Shorts wearing Florida beach bum, but according to this list, i'm Goth! :sunglasse

But as for the Cult part, they at least got the Scientology part correct. That really is a cult. We have a lot of those weirdos around here, and they truly creep me out.

 

I have a handful of gay friends that would just bust a gut laughing. I haven't read anything that amusing in a long, long time.

 

LMFAo...omfg... ahahahAHHAHA.!!!111

 

This was great!! I love it how Christians find evil in truely random things... ceral, Spongebob Squarepants...

 

I thought this list was a little bit fishy, so I looked it up.

Guess what folks, this list is satire.

http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html

 

yay for smart people with no time on their hands

 

Parody?!...what the hell am I suppose to do with all those boxes of Count Chocula cerial I've been buying. Crap!

 

That is the sickest thing I have EVER read...fuck I hate that religion!!!!!!