Should I get a hooker?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Idle_Billy, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    It's a Thursday morning sir.
     
  2. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    New hooker in town here. She's a midget. I gave her 8 dollars to go up on me. (Larry the cable guy)
     
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  3. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    This is 100% false. There is no change in a man's body chemistry from masturbation that causes him to seek a female less. Your whole post is more of that soy nonsense.
     
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  4. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    The Jesus part was a joke.
     
  5. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    He won't be coming back to this thread.
     
  6. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    I think you misread something.
     
  7. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

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    Giver the hooks *rattles hooks*
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Coulda fucked a hooker by now.
     
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    jesus isn't a terrible idea really. some of those church girls can get pretty wild.
     
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A Victorian era prostitute displaying her wares - hot, real hot

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  12. GLENGLEN

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    Isn't The Whole Aim Of A Hooker To Get "Stiffed"....???...And Get Paid For Doing So..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Correct, It was a play on words [​IMG]
     
  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I've always accepted money and seen men for some emotional stability.
     
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  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Psychologist?
     
  16. GLENGLEN

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    Are You Saying That You Were ?... Are ?..... "On The Game"....?? o_O



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Emotional stability, she might be talking about Colonel Sanders, thats where I go when I need love
     
  18. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Think like..

    You guys are a screw right?
    And I'm a 10mm socket.
    But you guys only got a 8 n 12mm sockets.
    So you need to, throw a spanner in the mix.
    Which is also me.
     
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  19. GLENGLEN

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    I Thought You Got All Your "Emotional Love" From "King Steam"....... :D

    PS....Does That Place Still Exist..??...I Harbor Fond Memories....Climbed Those Stairs Many Times......

    Slept In A Cubicle There Over Night Many Times.......Ahhhhhhhh Fond Memories...:cry:.. :p



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    No, KFC chips with Potato and Gravy.

    As for King Steam, cant say I ever did, havent even gone anywhere near Oxford st in yonks, at night anyway.

    But a quick check on google, looks like you might want to rake the trip again, looks like its be renovated, and renamed

    Sydney Sauna <----
     

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