Should I get a hooker?

The hooker life
Is a hell of a life
When you got them whore house blues
Yeah the hooker life
Is a hell of a life
When you ain't got no one else to do

 

Every hooker needs a pimp..................

 

Charte Blanche not Carte Blanche

 

What he said though.

 

Just on this too, Aus has a shitty track record with domestic violence, whats with all the hubbys killing their wives lately?

 

It’s just not relegated to Australia.

Just within a 50 mile radius there’s a news story almost every other day about some guy who offs his wife, his kids (and sometimes himself)

 

That's why IrminGirls should be your #1 destination. just a fun, friendly and sexy environment.

 

Needs a better name , since its bavaria how about Let-her-hoes-in

 

Lol. I like that.

 

Considering we have a fairly small population by world standards the rate of domestic violence here in Australia is appalling and shameful and it must stop.

 

I'm now considering getting into the business :-D

I took notice of several pick up artists shows where shy or otherwise clueless guys were helped how to get to meet and talk to women in public. Most of the time it involved them just going for it at some point (after getting tips and practice how to). It's sad and funny at the same time. Really, its so hopeless. Even if they manage to have a fun but obviously forced chat with a stranger. That there's also a camera somewhere can hardly help.
It's like watching a big boned person losing weight on a weight loss show.

 

Go for skirts instead of hot pants, skirts give the impression of "girlfriend experience" more

 

That won't be one of the services I would (or could) offer

 

What about those happy ending massage parlors? That could actually be interesting were it not illegal...

I love a happy ending.

 

A handjob by a masseuse could be really exciting but the thrill is probably kind of lost when it's expected and included in the basic service by someone who might do it all day.
So I would either go to a good massage parlor for a serious massage and get an unwanted ending (might slightly depend on the person giving the massage You standardly picture a hot woman here of course) or I would want to be sexually satisfied and a handjob is just slightly underwhelming then. I saw some good fantasies in porn situated at a massage parlor but it didn't stop with a handjob at all

 

a ladder to go with a hooker. you know like a fire truck, because that begins with an 'f' and ends with a 'uck' too.

 

They rarely do stop there.

 

is this a PUA line?

 

What does it say you would 'even care' what the girl you're hoping to get intimate with thinks about you and your particular approach? The way you worded that sounds like you think you shouldn't care about that at all