Sharks in the dunk tank vipers in the garden

I got bit full on by a bull snake that was 5 feet long when i stopped to drink water on a bike ride, all of a sudden i felt the worst sharp pain in my ankle and there he is, mr fucking bull snake with his teeth sunk into me. I bled so much after since those have a harsh bite/stike that my sock was pretty much black. I was pissed, but i got fairly drunk afterwards and it was a good day overall haha.

 

Once a week my bro feeds his snake a baby mouse or two.. now that is one of the sickest things to watch..




especially on WEEEEEEEDDD

 

Then you havent seen a alligator snatch someones dog from the side of a pond, then roll around with it in it's mouth in the water.


Now that was some sick reptile shit.




My snake stories? shit. living in florida theres so much shit..

We caught a water moccasin with a homemade noose once, then realised if we let it go, it'd most likely kill one of us.

I went to pick something off the ground and was face to face with pygmy rattlesnake (I mean inches, I dont know how I wasn't bit)

I could go on, but its pretty boring. My run ins with aligators were more exciting lol

 

that place is jacked up with the animal situation....i went on vacation there and we were in disney world...i was sitting outside of our hotel room and some random ass rabbit hops up to me and im like "wtf get out of here ill eat you" and then it doesnt even leave it just hops around nibbles on some bushes and shit and hangs out until i go inside

 

Lol ya theres bugs and animals all over its fucked.

 

i was around in the st.maartin islands area and theres cockroaches and shit and fucking crabs walking around...shits jacked up.....however i beleive that weed is decriminalized on st.maartin since half the island is owned buy the dutch and the other half is owned by the french....at every stall theres miccealaneous weed paraphaneilia

 

Fuck ya, the roaches down here.. not only are they huge.. they'll fly at your face too lol.

 

my friend was doing a surveying job, saw a rattlesnake, whacked it good with the shovel, and then cooked and ate it.
snakes are cool, but i'll only hold small ones. i held a python once and i realized it could kill me in an instant. i couldn't lift it at all. so small snakes are ok with me.

my kitty prefers mice, second are birds. but thats only when he hasn't gotten to chase dogs off our lawn in awhile.

 

Yet another breakthrough in dope smoking technology!!! Great time to be alive, here in the early 21st century, with percolator bongs!