Sexy voice message

weiiiirrrdddd...canada must be like the twilight zone of sexy underwear

thank god for the internet

 

btw, cate, whos the lucky boy?? hmm??

 

Ooooh! Well, let me tell you, sarah

I met him at my old work as a bartender/server at this small chicken wing sports bar.(last shift last night, woo!). He came in with one of our regulars. He is VERY handsome, and from what I can tell kind and thoughtful, adventurous and playful. and shy. Aw. So he gave me his number about three weeks ago. I never called him. Luckily, he came in last night, and I remembered JUST how cute he was. So I just left him a messge. I am very excited.

Theres a few other prospects but theyre no big deal for now

 

yayyyy!!! oooh, those are all great characteristics

go you for being all coy and then ending up calling him! hes probably so stoked!
*happy for you!!*

boys are fun except when they suck

 

edit: wait..sometimes they are fun when they suck

 

Its my favourite part!

 

heres my sexy voice message...

coffee and oreos...

 

What about popsicles? Got any popsicles? Everyone loves popsicles...

 

i talk sexy out of my stoma...

 

Yeah, actually!

It was right after my morning class, which runs from eight to eleven ... I was tired as fuck. I don’t know how it was near you this morning, but Peterborough was fucking gorgeous! Anyway, the sun was bright and I didn’t bring any sunglasses so I’m sitting on the stairs by the library waiting for the bus, with a dart and my back to the sun. I see this gal coming down the steps across the way and towards where I’m sitting. I figure that even though she has sunglasses on she’s dealing with sun in the eyes so I stare at every piece of her for as long as I could see her. She walks by but then comes back and sits down beside me and says that she wanted to tell me that I reminded her of Leo at the beginning of Romeo & Juliet, I don’t know if you’ve seen it .... where he’s got the sun at his back, cig in hand holding a notebook. I told her what I thought of that scene and she just stared at me. For longer than is normal between strangers, ya know? with a bit of a confused-I’m-not-sure-holy fuck-you- completely-understood-what-I’m talking about kind of look. It must have been literally 15 seconds. We just stared. Finally I said “where ya been?” in the most serious way that I could possibly have meant it and then turned my head, hit my dart then looked back at her. she was still staring right at me .....right fucking IN to me, ya know? Then she got up and left. Without saying a word. It was intense.



Maybe she was fucking nuts.

 

wow thats an amazing little story awesome!

 

Woah. Maybe youll see her again soon, mike

 

maybe .... but right now I'm with Floyd ... lets hear more about this sexy phone call!!!

 

I don't know.. like pretty much everything I do is a sexy moment.. like right now, I'm just eating chink food in my pajamas, doing homework and talking online, I haven't showered, I have black mascara all over my face.. but see I'm not wearing any underwear and it's cold.