sex...or weed

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  1. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    I voted weed. Sex is nice, but being FUBAR is even better ;D
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    are humans the only species that masturbate?
     
  3. GypsyCasey

    GypsyCasey Member

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    No. I'm pretty sure my cat masterbates.

    I really can't decide between sex or weed.
    For real. Until someone puts a gun to my head I can't make that choice.
     
  4. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Hell no man. I work as a researcher at the zoo, and we have a list of behaviors for every animal for when we do observations. Preatty much the only 5 behaviors that can be found on every single animals list are sleeping...eating...walking...sitting...and jacking off lol. they all do it, and after watching gorillas for hours at a time, id say they enjoy it just as much as we do. LOL And before somone makes a joke about me watching anmials jack it, let me just say that i in no way enjoy it. (But i do get paid well :) )
     
  5. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    Damn, you need a real girl
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i saw this....... uh i don think i should say..... ok this filthy filthy video of a massive dog lying on a sofe with its legs wide apart and a little dog licking its w/e it was, the lying og lol had a smile0 it was in no way sexy i was lmao thw whole time. i think it was posted here, not sure.


    i wonder if wookies masturbate.....
     
  7. RexLee

    RexLee Banned

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    yeah cuz i would get really really high and then like go fuck a stuffed animal cuz i would be high and not realy notice the difference till i came down adn relized my leg was stuck to a stuffed animal...... so yeah weed all the way
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    sex, not that I've ever had it

    to share that experience with the girl I love will be utterly amazing

    plus, there's always alcohol :tongue:
     
  9. sHIP of fools

    sHIP of fools Member

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    Weed

    Nothing to lose, nothing to prove. Weed won't turn ya down, and you don't need to take her out for a date. Plus just smoke weed, jerk off and pretend you're havin' sex. Weed all the way!
     
  10. RexLee

    RexLee Banned

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    id fuck sweet lady marry jane
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i hear smoking opium is similar to weed, just really addictive :/
     
  12. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

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    Sex. I do like to get high, but if I had to lose one of them for the rest of my life, I would stop smoking.
     
  13. Dr.Pepper

    Dr.Pepper Member

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    sex... weed doesnt get me blitzed
     
  14. dacre4

    dacre4 Member

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    weed. As long as i can get high im happy
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    a lot easier said than done.. i don't think there are many real girls left out there.. at least not around here
     
  16. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    word
     
  17. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    the best choice is sex while stoned...i dont think there is any competition between sex and weed....2 totally different experiences and i dont think i can choose between them.
     
  18. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    word x 2
     
  19. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I chose sex over weed. But if I can have both, why not?
     
  20. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    that makes me wanna hold on to the one I got..
    could use that (damn commitment issues [​IMG])
     

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