Sex Marry Kill

Discussion in 'New Zealand' started by gazza3001, Sep 13, 2004.

  1. Taylor

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    Ok... Kill the Mullet. Thats just unforgivable.

    Fuck the rat tail... *shudder* I couldn't handle that any longer then I had to.

    Marry the Mohawk... *shrug* one just hopes that they have cos they're cool, not cos they're tragic to the extreme.

    One arm, one leg, no face?
     
  2. FrozenMoonbeam

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    kill the no facer beacuse - hey i'm shallow but i need to look at someone with a face when i have sex/say my vows.

    have sex with the one leg guy - because he would still have hands ;)

    and marry the one arm dude - wouldn't bother me too much.

    a really right wing person, a really left wing person or a really apathetic one?
     
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    kill the apathetic person.

    fuck the right wing person - angry sex... yeeeess...

    marry the left wing person. we can bring up little left wing children.

    wife abuser, crazy person, drug adddict?
     
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    eww. Kill the wife abuser. have sex with the druggie and marry the crazy, we can bring up little crazy children :)

    a party boy/girl who never works and is always out for fun, their total opposite i.e. workaholic uptight person or a really 'alternative' hippy type who works on hard, but only their commune?
     
  5. Alltaken

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    kill the party person (get rid of the walking STD/STI factorys), fuck the hippy (might get some karma sutra in :p), and marry the uptight workaholic(they earn the cash, i relax HA HA).

    Huey, Dewey, Louie
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  6. Taylor

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    they're interchangeable. I don't really care... I suppose I'd marry whoever was the oldest cos they'll get the cash from uncle scrooge when he dies.

    Chocolate, Ice cream or a carrot?
     
  7. FrozenMoonbeam

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    ehehehehe. Fuck the carrot because....;)
    kill the icecream by LICKING it to death
    and marry the chocolate because chocolate is your friend.

    a god-like rockstar, a famous actor or a distinguished poet?
     
  8. Taylor

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    fuck the rockstar

    kill the actor

    marry the poet... aaahhh that mind.

    Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm St, Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribbean and Johnny Depp in Chocolat
     
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    edit: ok, i'm not answreing anything with depp :p
     
  10. Taylor

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    SOOOPHIE... It's YOUR QUESTION.
     
  11. FrozenMoonbeam

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    you mean I have to kill one of them? God this is a cruel world. Ok, *sob* kill Johnny in Nightmare, because he doesn't have that much of a character.
    Fuck the carribean version because he is just damn hot
    and marry the Chocolat version because he is DAMN hot; he plays guitar; he's all gypsy like and he's Irish oh goodness me :p

    an elf, a leprechaun or a goblin?
     
  12. Megara

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    kill the goblin

    fuck the leprachaun and take her gold

    marry the elf..can get presents year round then!


    stephen king, anne rice, isaac asimov
     
  13. Alltaken

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    kill stephen king in a really horrible way (he had it coming LOL)

    fuck isaac asimov sucks (LOL)

    marry anne rice (she has a vagina, that might come in handy)

    drew barrymoore, pamela lee, john hawksby

    Doug
     
  14. Taylor

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    Kill John Hawkesby

    Fuck Pam.

    Marry Drew (she just seems like such a sweetheart)


    ok, Drew barrymore in ET, drew in Never Been Kissed and Drew in Charlie's angels.
     
  15. gazza3001

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    Fuck her in Charlie's Agels
    Marry in Never been kissed
    and kill her as a small little girl in ET

    Camel, Sloth or a Herring
     
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    kill the sloth, marry the camel, and fuck the herring.

    ok coke range now.
    sprite, L&P, Keri juice
     
  17. FrozenMoonbeam

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    ooooh, marry Keri juice because their apple juice is yummy.
    Fuck the l&p because it's such an icon of new zealand, i'd be a starfucker on the carbonated beverages circut.
    kill sprite, because it's boring and you need other flavours as well when you mix it with vodka.

    erm, britney, christina or jessica simpson?
     
  18. Megara

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    er kill christina....god i hate her so much..

    fuck jessica simpson...maybe she's not so stupid in the bed..

    and marry britney..best looking of the three

    nelly, usher, puffy(err p diddy, if thats still his name ;p)
     

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