Sex Marry Kill

umm, marry pacino, fuck brando (he smoulders) and sorry elmo, but you must DIE. (beacsue havin sex or marrying him would just be bizarre, like the donald duck orgasm on the net)

peter rabbit, mrs tiggy winkle or tom kitten?

 

can i kill all three?

well hrmm

kill peter

sex up tiggy winkle

marry tom kitten

major gross though sophie

peter jackson, kurt cobain, austin powers

 

lol, I know. the menatl picture of anyone standing at the altar with tom kitten makes me giggle so much though - and i don't even want to think about gettin' it on with tiggy.


anyway,ummm, marry peter cause he is a great filmmaker and it would just be facinating. Have sex with kurt, the sexy bi-atch (assuming he's still alive or that i can time travel ) and kill austin powers. Those teeth - meugh.

erm,

Aphrodite, Athena or Hera?

 

um, fuck aphrodite, who wouldnt want to sex up the goddess of lust?

marry athena, would be interesting to say the least

kill hera, what a useless nagging waste of godhood


zeus, ares, apollo?

 

Fuck Apollo (he's hot)

Marry Zeus (he's got the power)

and by process of elimination, kill ares.

Big Bird, Snuffleuphagus and Oscar the Grouch?

 

kill Oscar. Marrying him or scoring him would end up being a total downer.

the other two annoy me - maybe marry snuffy because's he's less annoying and have sex with BB (GROSS)

The wisest person on earth (who is also ugly and weak), the most powerful person on earth (who is also ugly and stupid) and the best looking person on earth (who is weak and stupid)?

 

Ok.

this is a hard one.

Fuck the hot one.

Marry the wise one.

Kill the most powerful (but then I guess they're not really the most powerful person)

Next three:

Your mother, your father and your soulmate?

 

nasty...alright, i'll have to go oedipus on this one

fuck the soulmate

marry the mother..platonic love, of course

kill the dad


any other combination is just nasty


princes charles, fergie, and the queen

 

Kill Prince Charles cos he's just a loser.

Fuck Fergie cos she's looking all fit and trim and shit after those lamingtons at Jenny Craig's.

And Marry the queen cos she's all rich and shit. Aaahh... shallow goodness.

John Kerry, George Bush and Bill Clinton?

 

fuck clinton, because he has charisma
marry kerry because he has presidential hair
and kill bush (that one was pretty obvious though, right?) what a fucktard.

superman, batman or robin?

 

Have sex with the sexy youthful Robin
Marry Superman
and kill the old guy in the suite

The three brothers from Malcohnm in the Middle (Dewey, Malcom and Reice)

 

Oh man... what about Frances? He's fucking hot.

Ok, marry Malcom cos he's smart and shit and "will go far in life".

Fuck reece cos he's gonna be hot.

and kill Dewey cos although he's funny, he's also kinda annoying.

Britain, America and Brunei?

 

meh, hard. Fuck America coz it would be could for a one night stand
marry Britian because i could listen to those accents all day long
and kill Brunei - put it out of it's comparitive misery?

and yeah, francis is hot. So's his brother - hyde from that 70s show. There are some good genes in that family

speaking of that 70s show - Kitty, Red or Bob?

 

get it on with kitty cause i wouldnt feel too bad afterwards

kill bob

marry red, god he makes me laugh

seinfeld, chandler, george

 

marry chandler, fuck seinfeld, kill george.

Monica, Phoebe, Rachel?

 

fuck rachel many many times

marry phoebe cause she makes me laugh

kill monica cause she's annoying as hell

elton john, michael jackson, keith richards(oh yes, keith TODAY not 30 years ago)

 

Kill Michael Jackson, Marry Elton and fuck keith... he mut have picked up a trick or two....

Um...

Baby Spice, Scary Spice and Posh Spice?

 

he's probably picked up a lot more than tricks while he was making the rounds...

anyway, i'd love to kill them all, but i'll only kill posh, beacuse she would break in two so easily, it woudn''t take long. umm, fuck scary because she is irritatiting and marry baby but spend all my time at the pub drinking away my sorrows. (and early death from alcoholism would be far preferable to nights in with baby)

two girls, two boys or one of each?

 

kill two boys...way too much manly things here

fuck two girls..fun fun and no drama afterwards

marry one of each...err, someone else to share those lovely time of the months with




a gay, a lesbian, and a transexual

 

weeee-el, i'd marry the gay guy, because that would be a great freindship, fuck the lesbian, because she'd hopefully know what she was doing and by default kill the transexual, because i have to.

someone with a mullet, someone with a mohawk or somone with a rat's tail?