sex =/= intercourse

hahahaha!
geeeze ... agreed-hopefully not in UK please!

 

only if you see sex as a competition

 

is obtaining drugs a competition?

 

not to me... who keeps score of when you do?

 

I have no skin.

 

My linguistic ineptness must be kicking in, I'm not sure what you are asking.

 

anyways, who gives a fuck

or shag, bang, hump or whatever

 

it's fine, it's my linguistic skills that are shagged today:mickey:

to score implies that there is an obsticle to overcome to achieve a victorious result .... i see neither sex or obtaining drugs as such .... they are fun activities, not a challenge

 

yah, I'm glad to single handedly have inspired the most u.k. Patrotism this site has seen in months.

 

I think the word you're searching for has two s's instead of just one.

 

Do Brits really use the word shag? I always thought that was derilect old slang that the writers of austin powers dredged up to spring on unsuspecting young americans who still think sex is scoring.

 

Yep, we do!

 

Absolutely fucked up. You can laugh at the word 'shag'. It's ridiculous and funny, that's why us Brits use it. But really, is your mind in the gutter? What the hell are you thinking?!

Holy shit! Well, now I'm insulted. Brits are NOT patriotic! :bigcry:

 

I was with my ex for 6 years and he often lasted less than 5 minutes. I found it hot as fuck. I guess because it was an ego boost for me, I could make him cum that quickly. Of course I don't know if it had anything to do with me but it felt good to think that way. I might not have liked it so much had the sex not been amazing and if we hadn't spent hours just playing with each other.

So I don't get the obsession with how long a guy can last either. Of course an orgasm or two is nice (well, pretty damn hot really!), but I don't depend on orgasms for good sex.

I wonder if people who think that sex=intercourse lack exposure to things that might educate their desires. Many teenagers find it difficult when it comes to intercourse and 'losing their virginity' by aiming just for that instead of just having fun. I also wonder if with some people there's just an element of not knowing what 'sex' means. Perhaps to some sex does = intercourse and foreplay = foreplay. Eg-

I really don't know!

 

I think it's great when he comes right away, because then we get to bring out the toys for meeee.

 

Couldn't agree more! I've never heard a women, and neither has anyone else, yell "O-o-h coitus me senseless, coitus me til' I cum!!" And that includes sanctimonious "wouldn't-say-shit-for-a-shilling" Christian bitches.

Correction; that should be "O-o-h coitus me senseless, coitus me til' I orgasm!!" - to suit the decent folk who wouldn't say "cum" for quids.

 

"Shag" in Canada is what you call the hair your woman grows throughout the winter months

 

A sample of Americanlly (i.e., Christianlly) Correct, sex talk


“O-o-w FUCK, Baby! (apologises immediately and profusely to his “infant” and Baby Jesus for his profanity) The velvety texture of your vaginal tract is stimulating my glans penis so that I'm afraid I'm going to ejaculate somewhat prematurely. Unless you instantly desist with that maddening sand-sifting, oscillating movement of your pussy and lie stock still, it will soon be so full of my semen it feel as sloppy as a bill poster's bucket!”

There, not a single sinful Anglo-Saxon word used. And rightly so. There are ample medical and Latin terms to describe our c--ks and c--ts and "making love" uke:with them, without having to resort to plain evil (and sexually exciting) English!!

 

Right. If you say so. :smoking:

 

London to a brick on you don't mealy-mouthedly say "Make love to me, hard!!" when you are on the vinegar strokes, ("orgasming" :cuss Luv! :dizzy2::dizzy2: