Seven word story ...again (game)

that sounds like a gorgeous wet fart

 

to swat the aliens with,although the..

 

Alien was really hot but oh well

 

you can't win them all, so they

 

flounced off,leaving the scent of pork

 

And discovered a Sea World with balugas

 

and castles built beneath the sea floor

 

And below that a gift ship I

 

and below that under water sea caves

 

but the best shops are all upstairs

 

gargoyles that are waiting for unwitting people

 

to throw up on them after having

 

Drinker held by my company every year

 

And a small gnome named gregory the

 

giant always entertained everyone when he would

 

send a humorous note explaining his absence

 

which usually included the words "explosive" and

 

"custard pie". For some reason this always

 

Led to sexual encounters between the gnome

 

and FlyingFly-whilst juggling,on a trapeze