Seven word story ...again (game)

confusing so i just hung on him

 

I then stared at the coffee table

 

and lamented about my sorry life that

 

was not into statistics but surrounded by

 

Spongebob Squarepants. So I sidled off un-noticed

 

off his undies and whipping out the Vaseline

 

in his wellies, right to the brim...

 

his lifelong goal... yes, you guessed it...

 

boats in the coy water feature that

 

The wells of the great village of

 

Smurfs who were planning attacks during the

 

Full moon from which they draw their

 

ideas regarding String Theory...called 'Smurf Wire'

 

It still haunts me to this day

 

that time when that ghost came round

 

it scared the shit out of me

 

who cleaned up the mess and started

 

which was fine because we don't like

 

Gaze with pious judgement around the quarters

 

so it was lucky I had my banjo