Seven word story ...again (game)

potted plants and ran so fast they

 

got friction burns on their taints and

 

decided to go have a nice drink

 

a giant monster tried to sell him

 

of special koolaid ...then a nice lunch

 

but realized had no appetite so then

 

they decided to use punctuation and complete

 

it was dark but couldn't decide what

 

yesterdays crossword puzzle using chinese letters...then

 

damnit

 

they picked their noses but nothing was

 

:rofl:

 

there. Meanwhile in an parallel reality there

 

where little elves were running all over

 

that couldn't come up with a solution....

 

so they set off to find a

 

peanut butter and jelly sandwich ...but then

 

the evil wizard turned them into newts

 

so then they were very scared but

 

ran for president anyways, but lost. Meanwhile