Seven word story ...again (game)

until she escaped in ta the woods

 

Then met a village of dwarfs

 

who were all taller than her,so

 

She decided to stay and live

 

and work at the pickle mine in

 

Alaska but the snow was really

 

just cotton wool,to deceive Iranian tourists

 

but it didn't work and the bear

 

legged it back ta the woods again

 

where he had a dump-like bears do.

 

So goldilocks and the squirrel left

 

and went ta visit the dwarfs again

 

and found them in an orgy with

 

The bear so then goldilocks didn't know

 

that the bear wanted ta get away

 

from all those freaky short bearded guys

 

and make friends again with the squirrels

 

especially as he was a double agent

 

spying on some of the gangster squirrels

 

and had backup from the Possum Massif!