Semen: good for your skin?

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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.


GUESS THE LINE !!




Look," she said, "I went along with the blow-job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"

 

*thumbs up*

 

I insist that HybridS and Mrs.H start going hmmmmm back and forth again. I actually found that to be entertaining in the extreme (For some reason).


I'll start.


Hmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM


HMMMMMMMMMMMM


No no, that would be terrible. And now to the topic at genitalia! (As opposed to hand....)

Semen is only effective on areas of skin within 20 square ft of the clitoris, which would in fact cover the whole body of most normal, salt-eating and comedy driven women.

The moral is, never try.

 

hmmmm

 

Well, that's as effective as it needs to be!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Hmmmm,
Well, SPERMY!

 

spermy?? hmmmmm

6 am here good night

 

oh my,

dear,

i would totally fuckin help you out with that...

YBH, If you like that, omg that is soo cool. looking as hot you are and probably ass social you are also, there's probably a 9.999999 out of 10 chance you are not single.. All you hotties have boyfriends these days... Of couse, outside appearances aren't everything...

And since i am the official 1337, all your base are belong to us

 

Yes, there have been studies that proves semen good for a girls complexion. Semen contains an abundance of natural lipids and essential amino acids and prostaglandins, natural substances which aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bringing in more nutrients to the to the skin. This means that not only does it help prevent break-outs and things of that variety, but it can also fight the appearance of aging. THis also means that it can help heal small cuts a little faster.

Its also been proven that because of the many vitamins and protiens in semen along with all the other components already mentioned, that a regular "swallowing" of 2 to 3 times a week can decrease the chances of having breast cancer by 40%.

Down the hatch, girls!

 

what if a dude swallows his own then what would happen. :cheers2::cheers2: :sifone:

 

Semen contains an abundance of natural lipids and essential amino acids and prostaglandins, natural substances which aid in skin repair and increase blood flow bringing in more nutrients to the to the skin.

 

Then that dude is gay!!