self conciousness

we should get drunk and speak of our pasts.

oh wait, it's already on the agenda.

 

lol, my sister chased me around with a knife 3 times. one time it was for calling her a gimp and changing the channel. she went into the kitchen and started hopping after me with a kitchen knife with me running away laughing.

 

def. my brother once took a pair of scissors to my throat cause i wouldn't get off the computer

 

lol, that's fucked up. i would have just physically moved you.

 

one time I opened my bedroom door after a fight with my bro and he was standing there with a butcher knife. I screamed and slammed the door and jumped out my window.
Six year olds with knives are the worst kind of six year old

 

well that would have been less psycho and thus defeat the whole purpose

 

hahaha i'm sorry but oh my that made me lulzz so bad
you'd still look hot with a scar on your face!

 

lol, that's funny as hell

 

not like a tina fay scar, more like an al pacino scar.

 

Or an Omar from the Wire scar. Yeah, a gay scar. Hottttt.

 

what are you saying? I'm sensitive.

 

any type of scar really z could rock

 

No, you're badass. Omar murders drug dealers and steals their stash to sell it to the poor. He's angered because his gay lover was killed, and he has this giant scar across his face - cuz livin' in da hood ain't E-Z niggah.

 

cool cause I live in the hood too, but I find it only moderately difficult.

 

do you think if we inflate her ego enough, it'll go to her boobs and thus make them even bigger ?

 

When are you coming to Canada, Zilla?

I think Corey is coming at the beginning of July.

 

I was hoping it would go to her head, so that her clothes could easily be torn off.

 

you just want to give me back problems Jess. spiteful bitch.

I would love to canada. let me check on tickets. how far apart are you two (al and j)??

 

Just under 3 hours if I'm going all the way to Oshawa. 2 if we meet in Toronto. But I've got a car, so I'm down wherever.

 

What tickets are you looking at, plane?

Come into Detroit or Buffalo and I'll pick you up. Doz places is my homebrew.