self conciousness

if you think you e-wife is going to feel any less fat by your insulting of an e-goddess, then you're more delusional than I thought.

 

She responds to insults as well as my fist.

 

She responds to insults as well as my fist, much like most women.

 

ah, mah boy, beat the flubber off that bytch. :cheers2:

 

I know you are joking, but die. There is no blubber, the woman is perfect. Shutup.

 

If in doubt puke.

 

i always mix up self consciousness, awkwardness, uneasiness, and all those other mildly unpleasant feelings

 

constipation too?

 

lmao!

 

cure for self-consciousness:

masturbate.

in a mirror.

 

this thread is retarded and i love it
this is not a thread aimed at complimenting me, i don't need that at all
i just love the judgment i get from the good old hippies of hip forums

 

I hear ya.

I always feel so fat when I'm about to pee red.

 

You just need a beating to get you in line.

 

every man i'm ever with at any time beats me
it's how i get my tan on
but yes i suppose you are right

 

That's hot.

 

Hmm...Had no idea that had some truth behind it.

 

Were you a fat kid by any chance?

'Cause I was and I'm still really self-conscious and hard on myself despite shedding a lot of pounds.

 

If you think you're fat, then I'm sorry, but you're an idiot, because you're absolutely gorgeous:drool5:

 

One can never be thin enough !

My bff knows that.

 

So do the Olsen twins.