Seized a perfect opportunity.

why the hell do so many people live in illinois?

 

Who knows?

 

Why do so many black people live in america?

 

my family took part in bringing them over here

but at least i'm not a racist cuz thats gaaaay

 

We needed help for crops and stuff, then we made them stay.

 

KFC

OP, just one bottle? That's barely one good night. Did your dad get any quality vodka like Belvedere or Grey Goose.

 

Racism isn't gay, wait 'till you get assaulted by a black transvestite in a pumpkin patch then tell me racism is gay.

 

^i just lawl'd

 

Yes OP, tell us what else was in the gift basket!

 

i'd sell that bottle, personally. alcohol just makes me sick and stupid

but bud makes me happy

 

i'd keep it. i'm more of an alcoholic than a stoner, but all will do.

 

Chug the bottle!

Chug Chug Chug Chug!

 

to everyone asking about what was in it...

no, there wasn't anything too upscale. a lot of wine, and know jack shit about wine but i asked my dad if any of it was hardcore and he was like no it's just average. a medley of hard-liquors, off the top of my head i can't really remember many but again it was nothing too upscale. johnny walker red, those absoluts, a bottle of captain morgans, stupid shit like that. but yeah average-brand-named liquors, and to go with they also gave a lot of mixer stuff. what's sticking out in my head is the mudslide mix, pina colada mix, mojito mix, and tub of margarita mix.

nothing really fancy, but it certainly beefed up their alch collection

 

i would never trust myself with an alch collection. i'd be drunk all the time and probably end up with a dependancy which would suck haha.

 

I wouldnt trust myself with any collection, even my pokemon cards have been sold for crack.

 

captain cannabis: everythng you say makes me laugh. In every thread.

 

Thanks man, I do my best.

This is like the 5th person to tell me how often they laugh at me

......Wait maybe I'm becoming a one note pony, thats it time for the new captain cannabis. I'm gonna be more fresh and soothing just like a womens deoderant.

Or like vanilla coke but without the after taste.

hmm, that wasn't funny at all. This is what happens when I have to try to say something funny. Well I guess it was kind of funny. I give it a 5/10 not my best work.

 

you shoulda stopped right before the vanilla coke thing.. that kinda killed it.

 

Captain CANNNABISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

lol for the captain. and vanilla coke totally has shitty aftertaste...