Scared of the Consequences

No. He never does. Instead he just ruthlessly mows down innocent wildlife in his "motor car"...

 

I heard about this, Rich is a hedgehog murderer!

 

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Yeah I heard about this too. Acording to him it wasn't his fault it was Kris'?!?!

 

Never believe a man whose wardrobe consists solely of Levellers t shirts I heard it went something like this:

Kristen: Watch out for that hedgehog!
Rich: Fuck Off! hes gonna die bitch!
Kristen: *grabs wheel making car miss hegehog*
Rich: *pokes Kristen in the eyes making him temporarily blind, then reverses car and drives back and forth over poor hedgehog several times*

the end

 

Yep. That's almost exactly how it went. Except we were actually in Rich's antique Third Reich Panzer tank. He keeps it in his garage with Nazi war criminals. Oh, and he was eating a dolphin-burger at the time. And we were driving back from Exxon-Mobil where Rich works.

 

That hedgehog was a rogue and was spoiling my plans for an Uber-Race of Nazi hedgehogs im training up at a very secret location in coventry.

He knew he was gonna get it !