Say something totally pointless

My burrito is spicy.

 

When the inside of my head itches I just think of sandpaper and it goes away.

 

theres a maggot on my penis.

 

you look like a dirty rat

 

I smell like a dirty rat

 

fat legs

 

shaggy balls

 

rat teeth

 

my tummy is growling

 

ahh im in your sig

 

That is a beautiful comment and it is almost Valentine's Day...

ever notice that the initials for Valentine's Day are VD?

 

mmmm venereal disease

or vulva day. I prefer to think of it as vulva day

 

if I got VD for valentines, I'd murder somebody.

 

id kick cupid's little ass

 

Vasectomy Disaster
Vaginal Diarrhea
Voluptuous Dame
Vaginal Discharge
Viagra Distributor
Very Dumb

 

C'mon. You knew he was a player beforehand. Don't be so quick to blame him.

 

Can you rub yourself all over me?