Say something totally pointless

west tokyo is my hat stand

 

i burnt my left pinky finger

 

I knew a guy in highschool who lost a ball to a bull.

 

how are the mango's in madagascar?

 

I'm tired.

 

i need to get ripped

 

"bfajdhbfuiayefoyigewifquiefbdauie"!

 

i'm getting a hair cut and colour on thuuuursday

 

the person I quoted is mentally handicapped.

 

fries

 

but i just dont know, what you meant

 

Raving Sultan

 

My left nostril won't stop dripping. Sick. I'm also hungry.

 

Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available Customer Care Representative...

 

should i be getting wood because you called my name?

 

i'm just horny

 

circle.

 

cause oscar meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a

 

i like to break a mental sweat as well

 

me legs feel like rubber sir.