Say something nice about the poster before you - part 752

You are my neighbor

 

I am pretty sure you have never slaughtered 8 million kittens in a single night.

 

I yam? Can I borrow some cream and a folding chair?

Oh and crummy's a spectacular trapeze artist.

 

I've always appreciated your punctuality.

 

says hi to everyone

 

double post.

 

I live in ottawa .

umm ya likes halloween

 

Mmm, so that's a no on the chair then...

I doubt you've ever forced any Lithuanian children to work in a doughnut factory for 3¢ an hour.

 

does not drool at the words "Krispy Kreme"

 

Has never given Rosie O'Donnell a venereal disease.

 

Totally rocks a bitchin' mullett.

 

Good at lawn darts.

 

Your faith in the goodness of humanity is an example to us all.

 

You have nice feet.

 

Has bottled drug free urine for use by, ahem, others for the last 15 months....

 

ermm ermm..has um...curable aids..ermm ermm ermm..

 

swallows

 

im a virgin and never sucked dick..haha..



The good thing about you..is you make me look smart.LOL

Bitch.

 

Hey Virgin! Thanks for nothin'!

Yet still, your hair smells terrific!

 

oh yeah..i totally get it. hahaha..

that girl started it!