San Andreas Help

Aw, boo hoo hoo. I made you cry and now you're acting like my eight-year-old brother. Seriously. You're nineteen years old and you have the maturity of a rotten sock. Here's a little bit of advice:

Grow. The fuck. Up.



(look, its big and its even blue so you can read it easier! Hope it helps. )




You don't give a shit on what I have to say, huh? Then why are you on these forums? Why did you answer to me? Hm? If you really don't give a flying fuck about what people on an Internet message board have to say, what the fuck are you doing on one in the first place?


Fuck, you ignorant wench, gain some intelligence before you make everyone's IQ drop just by being around.

 

Do you want me to commit suicide now?

 

Well, I can't say that, because it's a crime. But...you know...I would mind if someone else said that. Is that legal?

 

Couldn't tell ya, I didn't even know that was illegal.

 

i dont think i could drop your intelligence even if i tried. (and by the way if thats too complicated for you to understand it means your fucking stupid).
hahahahahaha it amuses me how upset your getting, tell someone who cares buddy.

i feel sorry for your little bro, i bet he doesnt even cry when you molest him anymore you sick fuck

 

You're so smart, and yet you fail to know the difference between your and you're. In the words of Jake123, you're a genious.

 

Fixed.


Wait! How about I do it the right way this time?

That's better.

 

hhahaha actually genius is spelt without the O

 

sad that you both have no better comebacks than to criticize my spelling

 

Hey, Sooty. I already know you don't know how to write, but I didn't know you didn't know how to read, either.

Here. Let me run that by you again:

Still need help? Here:

You got it yet? Hang on, one more time!

I hope that clears things up for you, you sodding ****.

 

Aw, boo hoo. So sad, huh? Well, its damn funny. Besides, I'm not just making fun of your complete inability for writing the English language, but I'm also making fun of the fact that you're a complete and utter retard.


Here, I'll repeat what I just said so you can understand it:


omg yeh its so asad but i liek to rite cuz its fun and i tink ur just st00pid lol


omg a/s/l wan 2 yiff?/ lol

 

Hahahahaha!

 

right, lol you are boring me. it was funny to see you get all crazy like a retard but i think im done with this thread now

 

by the way it was awful nice of you to donate that home video of you dancing for Colenzo's thread before http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52327

 

This coming from the person that cant get past the second racing mission in it...?

What are you talking about, you can modify them... give them hydraulics and NOS... and many of the old cars in vice city reappeared in san andreas... san andreas simply has more of them...

They just arent all old... the radio stations are the shit... much better than in vice city imho.

Noob. The bikes in SA go pretty damn fast, its called tap the x button... and yes, you can run people over on a bike... in fact, if you do it just right, you can decapitate people with your bike and have their head fly off. Plus, there is a bike park, where you can do some pretty cool bmx tricks on... and in the pc version, you can mod it to make new and better bike parks..

 

If you people understand what someone is trying to say, then what's the point of making fun of their spelling? Maybe you can't think of anything as a comeback so you're forced to change the subject? I suppose that doesn't matter though since this topic has almost nothing to do with San Andreas anymore.