"Safety"

That's the entirety of the male population in the Texas Panhandle, lol. I'd have to move away to find someone who didn't say stupid childish stuff when they fart...or make any other bodily function.

 

dave and my sister are the fart masters. it's horrible.

 

My dad used to run us out of the room with his...good god. He also liked to ask what the hell was barking.

 

geez, people still say safety? that's funny

 

you get to punch someone until they get to a doorknob...its fun, especially when it happens outside. get to beat the shit out of your friend

 

i just lost 455 respect points for males everywhere.

safety? wtf...

i usually just try to move away from people, and if i can't, so be it. and people i know seem to have similar methods, as opposed to intentionally doing it in front of people and then saying a nonsense word...

 

Round here they did it when you swear, they get to punch you till you get to a doorknob. Twas funny cos we were in this like outside shopping centre and people kept stacking.

 

I still blame my daughters.

 

I started a book on the fart... No really, I did.