S.A.D stoner chat

go to starbucks...buy a 20 dollar card from there and refills are free all day long....and you dont gotta look at a bunch of fat chicks and deviates and rednecks....my starbucks is like a model hang out...all students drinking free refills cause of the card...the key is in the card...not the tims

square peg in a round hole

 

Good morning stoners

 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/11/world/europe/pope-benedict-resignation

 

he'll find another job....no worries

 

I feel like putting my shotgun to my heart. Would be pretty quick.

 

i thinnk ima get high and go get donuts (not at tim hortons)

 

funny you should say that.... have a figurative shotgun aimed at my heart right now...or maybe my nads....lol..its a ''sawed off'' so would probably take out both


fuck it

 

it will be 2 years no liquor this sunday..and i still cannont beat this one health issue ive been dealing with for the last 5 years...fucking tired of it...

i have been an angry person my whole life...why god gave me this born anger i dont know

i have dropped to my knees more than once...and nothing...just more sadness n anger..

i wont die of old age

i will either be shot

or i will shoot myself

wether i do something drastic in a year or 25 years i dont know...

i hope god sends me another angel...cause i need it...

im so sick of this material world

 

...come on brother...stay with us

we all get on our knees from time to time

it can be very cleansing

the trick is to not stay on your knees

 

if I havent shot myself yet. neither will you.

 

i'm not holding the trigger on mine lol....you fuckers can still get by on looks...i have to be nice too...its awful

 

Yes we all go through hard times and come through it.......

 

Cheer up broony


Bought my girlfriend one of those Pandora charm bracelets for valentines day... I dunno about it... I didn't even like it, I thought it was kind of ugly... and over fucking priced, $75 just for the bracelete, and then another $75 for each charm, plus $30 for each charm separator clamp thing and you need 2 per charm so thats $60

The lady working there convinced me to get it, she said it was so much better... And all the girls working there were wearing them, it helps that they were hot too lol...

The last bracelet i got her was really thin and nice, white gold, and was like $80, she loved it... this one is really big and bulky compared to the last, and a lot more expensive... I kinda wanna return it but its a little to late, I'm not even sure if i know where the receipt is anymore...

 

dont hurt your knees broony. not worth it. no obstacle is put in front of us that we can not overcome. NOT ONE. we are human, we are brilliant, we can figure out how to deal with anything that comes our way. trust in Love, trust in Self. live is pain and suffering, the human condition. you can overcome.

valentines day is a sham. you were duped. any time someone is 'convincing you" to buy something take a step back, think about it for 24 hours, and then come back. we get suckered in sometimes too, so now we make no decisions without the other person.


i am planning an essay/ report outlining my arguments for animals and front yard vegetables. i think thats the best way to get all my ideas down, have them able to reference it and fact check, and then i will harass them at every meeting until they bend to my will. muahahaha!

 

i have had no real love in my life in almost 10 years...

everyone is a flake

 

u done goofed ortus

 

have your tried assault rifle mingle. com ??
its like christian mingle .com. only the shit gets real..

 

well obviously i know valentines day is a sham but i still have to get my girlfriend something, it's not about the holiday, i don't even know how the holiday even began to be honest... to me its just about buying her something nice and spending the day with her

and the lady working there didnt really convince me per se, i walked in there, she asked what i was looking for, i sad i had no clue whatsoever... she showed me things, asked my opinions, i had no opinions... i dont know jewlery, its all the same to me... she gave me some suggestions, one of which being the bracelet i got her.. she said they're really popular right now and a lot of girls are wearing them, so im like sure.... ill get that then... lol

 

ortus how much was the little device the sales lady used to remove your nuts?


yes the day is a sham....but many people fall for the sham

i know if i knew a cutie that wanted to bang me because i was willing to buy her a heart shaped anything i would buy her the heart shaped anything....2 of them

 

...i been diggin public radio alot since i moved here....my normally very cool show ''music for a monday afternoon'' is playing only love songs because of vagintines day


i wanna rip my ears off but its like a train wreck..cant look away... :love: