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Could be a memoir

 

Dewd, I don't even know what a memoir is.... lol

 

I LOVE that dancing bear, Orison!

That fat little jumping elephant is sort of bizarre and neat, Rolling.

^ ^

I just got through doing exercises in the floor for 30 minutes. I haven't done that in at least 10 years! I've gotta do something or I'm not gonna fit in my pants.

I'm drinking a drink of alcohol now...a seabreeze. Then before I go to bed, which will be probably damn hours from now (it's 11:30 here), I'm going to drink 1/2 tsp. honey and cinnamon boiled in a cup of water. < that's supposed to be super good to lose weight.

 

*edit* I googled memoir... it is definatly a memoir! Rollin, you have blessed me once again lol

*edit edit* actually I was wrong, rollin, you have failed me lol its a prose poem?! Since when are poems aloud to be an hour long... Anything over 2 pages is a story in my books!

 

I feel for you there, Ortus. As much as I LOVE to read...I really don't like "prose poetry". Shakespear completely baffles me. I like the sound of some of his stuff, but I never really knew what I'd read - for the MOST part - when I got through. I also learned to LOVE Cliff Notes.

The one English class I couldn't stand was Old English Lit. The entire quarter I spent thinking - just fuck me and gag a maggot.

 

Poetry is the worst. I hate it, probably because I never understand it.

To be honest I get my girlfriend to do all of my poetry assignments for me she's so good at that stuff... I pretend to help, but really she does it all.. I give her full credit for my grades, which is now an A

Last week I had to read a poem, and I thought it was about a ballet dancer who had a pet swan living in her garden that died, then she peacefully died as well with her husband standing next to her...

Turns out, there was no swan... and she was referring to a previous lover of hers, and she died a horrible lonesome death because she knew her husband was having an affair... And a bunch of other crazy stuff I didn't get...

I'm just sitting there like did we just read the same thing? How did you get all that, from this? One little page of nonesense writing and you pull an entire story out of it and basically know this womens entire life?

 

:rofl:^ LOLOLOL :smilielol5:

You could write humor!

 

Here's Another + Rep erectus...:smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

I've already loved him too recently...it wouldn't let me rep him.

 

See guys, poetry can be fun! :sunny: lol

 

a pretty bong
with room for ice
the smoothness makes
the hits go nice

 

Appaulse...:hurray:...Moar Please....



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK1vkls4Kjg"]Stone Crazy - Buddy Guy - YouTube

 

thanks, its an old one. couldnt find my folder of poetry, and the muse is not upon me, sorry

but can you guess what my favorite flower is? or, i should say, flowers are?

 

Rolling you would have had fun tonight had you been in my position with my looks and charm.

I had a table of 6 beautiful ladies all 40 to 55 id say. They gave me a hard time and i gave it right back at them.

They said they wanted to split the bill, i said ok can i have a name?

Lady goes you need last name or our room number? She meant nothing by it but she realized a second later what she asked. I never lost eye contact with her, smiled, and asked her for her last name to kill the awkwardness. It was pretty sweet though After the jokes over, just back to another table.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Y1xLKHECQ"]Groundhog Day Smashing Clock & Blah Blah Blah - YouTube

 

i havent seen that in forever! lol, happy groundhogs day!

 

Im so hungry I could eat a whole pizza.. dont know why that is.

 

get the dominos handmade pan pizza with pepperoni and sausge on it. and google coupon code for it and youll get it for 7.99

 

that shit be closed here now. Id never buy that stuff tho. id have to make a chef boyrdee home made pizza. they are really good if you have a super hot oven.