Running every fucker over

i think you two could hang out in certain circumstance...

say, in a auditorium derby ring, each inside derby cars, wearing helmets, and spinning recklessly into each others gas tanks.

 

that would be insanely fun

zilla i'd love to destroy the world with you
who really needs good and beautiful things?

 

why has everyone from RT been running over stuff lately?

 

GM is getting rid of the hummer.

Apparently $4 a gallon a gas isn't worth the pride you feel by looking like a bit of a douche in a hummer.

 

Sonny boy! How you have grown!

Come, give grandpa a very awkward hug that's just a second or two too lengthy and a notch or two too tight.

 

what?


i wanted to become rich and get one
oh the fun i could have with it

bam margera makes it look like so much fun

 

bam margera has dick shaped scars on his ass.

for this reason, I also endorse Hummers.

 

Yeah, if Bam dies, I hope that it's in a car crash.

It would be kinda martyr like in an odd way if he dies performing some stupid stunt.


He doesn't deserve such a death.

It should be a meaningless car crash.

 

he'll probably od to be honest

but i have a mad stalker complex with bam margera, one of these days i'll be arrested for it
i hope

 

man, steve-o never gets any hot stalker girls. and bam doesnt have half the balls as steve-o or Knoxville.

 

You'd think that Steve-O would have cut his balls off by now on sheer whim.

 

i'm right there with you sista. now we need guns fast cars and leather clothes.

"i hate you guys.."
"are you crying bam??"
"...yeh...."

 

honestly, thats probably the only thing that would shock me after being so jaded by jackass 1 and 2

 

i am so down for guns, fast cars and leather clothes
so down

you'd be surprised at the hot chicks steve-o gets
anyone seen his new show dr. steve-o?
it's pretty cool

knocksville is pretty hot, i'd stalk him too
i'd sooooooooo stalk ryan dunn, that man is sex
he has some balls, back in early cky he'd always get the shit stunts no one else would do
bam is just smoking that's why i'd stalk him

 

I remember when kids in highschool tried to imitate Jackass when it was the cool thing to do.

It was extremely amusing to watch them hurt themselves. You can almost compare it to the entertainment that watching soldiers willingly fighting in a meaningless war provides me with.

 

dunn is gnarly... in more way than one.

i would definitely dress up in leather for knoxville.
my ex looked kinda like him, but he was a pussy.

 

ahh yes! thanks to these great men, our children's children will have to videotape
each other chainsawing their own balls off just for a cheap laugh.

 

Hopefully they'd have ball-protecting magnetic shields by that time.

 

oh the perks of being rich american punkasses with too much time on our hands

 

wow. then men would be invincible from any crotch directed attack.
the future is sounding good. reeaaallly good.