Rules of engagement

My favorite ever was, "Diamonds, that'll shut her the fuck up"

 

I thought this was gona be a love post. I came in here to see what engagement rules I need to learn. Toilet seat is to be put down at all times. No toothpaste top off toothpaste when not in use.

 

There is no such thing as a dimond in theshape of a muzzle.

 

First of all, if I have to take the time to put the seat up to piss after a woman uses it, she can put it down before she uses it. Now, we agree on the toothpaste thing, but it is equally important to make sure you squeeze from the bottom.

 

Rules of engagment are for the purposes of seperating combatants from civilians.

Which is damn near impossible when the combatants dress like civilians in urban areas. (Iraq)

If the insurgents lined up in a row in the desert with all their weapons, the war would be over in about 3 days. That's connsidering special forces and light infantry. If we just wanted to bomb send some missles at them, about 15 minutes.

Of course, if we hadn't disbanded the national guard... hindsight.

Oh, and um...burp?

 

Ahahhaaha... i love it

 

Ignore this,
just testing something with my posting options

 

Not to mention when they have civilians acting as combatants(Vietnam)

You are going to hell for that.

 

hehe

 

The rules of engagement vary given time and setting. As our friend Lodui pointed out, the lines are quite blurred in places such as Iraq, or the Vietnam of my early years. And if you'll take note, I already mentioned the folly of clear deliniation when a superior power is struggling with a rag tag band of guerilla enthusiasts

BUUUUUURRRRRP
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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say my grandma would say.. "get any on ya?"

 

i've got just the stick too

 

Something tells me you are just going to break my heart.

 

no.. it's my heart that always get broken.. i could tell you some stories..

the minister that was gay
"i'm in love with someone and it's not you"
"i'm leaving you for my exwife"

.. i'll leave it at that

and i don't think you have a penis..

 

Wow, and here I thought everybody thought I was a guy.

 

if i could grow a beard.. i would.

 

trust me when I tell you it is not all it seems.

 

oh.. don't tease me.. (i'm in an odd mood, having an odd evening after a long odd day)

you're alright.. sorry for messin' with your thread.. you win.. i'll try and behave

 

Tease you? I am not. I really have a beard, and a penis as well.

I do not mind threads getting derailed, but I would atleast like somebody to post something worth responding to, you know? I do not mind you. In fact I rather enjoy your posts. I even stalk you to see where you are posting from time to time.

 

well well well.. butter my biscuits and pass the jelly