RT: First Impressions (game)

I never said I didn't like you. I said it gets on my nerves that you mistake people's rude comments as jealousy. In my honest opinion... I don't think it's possible to be jealous of someone you've never met face to face.

think about it. noone REALLY knows that much about your day to day life. we only know what you tell us. so to say everyone is 'just jealous' seems a bit dumb to me. jealous of what ? what you say? that could just as easily be true or made up?

 

yup. i was a ninja. then i became morbidly obese on orange popsicles. but it's all good!

 

I'm not upset. It's just like life, sometimes you expect to get along with someone and it doesn't turn out that way. What she said about me was perfectly true and may be a personality flaw that is a deal breaker for her in having a future internet friendship . I totally understand that. There's things that make me all of a sudden not like people as well.

 

did you turn orange, too, and start wearing bright orange to make yourself look more white?

 

yes actually. people come up to me and lick my face. which really pisses me the fuck off and i go kick my bf

 

I am really a 50-year-old homo sexual man living in my mother's basement. KC was right, I don't have 15-25 pounds to lose, but 300. It's crazy man. Sometimes I shit in between my fat folds on accident, but what can ya do man?

 

well.. I don't dislike you. but do you honestly think that people who have their own lives, their own children, their own worries, etc. come online to escape for a few hours a day, read your posts, and think to themselves "wow this girl has it made. I'm really jealous of her and her life"

not likely.

 

Pour out some kaluha and coffee for my homey TGH, who missed 'shit in bewteen my fat folds'.

 

is he the one buying you popsicles? i would kick him, too.

 

actually, i said 50 pounds. but whatev.

 

You come and visit and see how many forumers are breaking in my house to find out more about me? Why do you think I really moved to Nevada?

 

and you underestimated it. 50 pounds in one ass cheek KC, the right one. I only need to lose 35 pounds out of the left one. baby got half back.

 

i ain't bitchin. i got a good 60 pounds to lose.

 

One of my favorite, longest and dearest RT friends.

 

alright, serious advice, quit fighting so hard for someone's approval and recognition.

/advice

 

I don't think I know where this is going and I don't think you saw (or even tried to see) the point I was making.

 

I like em round and with one ass cheek really big.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and half a round thing in your I can't stop starin.
Oh half big ass baby I wanna get with ya and take your half big ass picture.

 

yeah! :cheers2:


......I'm KC's fav. she told me so. and she gave me chocolate and I'm not sharing.

 

:hat: always aim to please.

 

Sweet southern gentlemen who's living and has lived in an awesome way and seen awesome things.