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Unfortunately, several of my friends were in situations where they had to worry more about pleasing their relatives than themselves. When you're stuck dealing with traditional moral conservatives, sometimes you have to be a little devious to get anything your way.

Like, there was the infamous case of the wedding dress with the hidden safety pins, removed at the last possible second to make the dress a lot more vulgar, too late for her mother to do anything about it. It was so low in the back that you could see the top of her ass crack. After the service, her mother rushed up to her and said, "What happened to your dress?" The bride just played it cool and acted like she hadn't noticed anything was different. Her lack of concern might have been a clue for the mom. She has some really hot wedding pics.

Then there was the friend who gave her new hubby a blowjob in the back of the limo on the ride from the church to the reception. Her parents would have fallen over dead if they had known. The part that impressed me was that she didn't get any wrinkles in the dress.

At a wedding rehearsal for another friend, we really didn't mean for the pastor to overhear us joking with the bride about risking being struck by lightning for wearing a white dress in church after sleeping around so much. Good thing she didn't get mad at us.

Yeah, those are just situations where I have to do my duty and put in an appearance, like going to a boring and worthless business meeting.

I just went down to New Orleans to do the deed, so I wouldn't have to worry about any local opinions or controversies. It was just a paperwork formality anyway. I wasn't changing anything about my life. Everything was already stable at home, like with you, and with Antithesis. We just did a short thing in front of an ordained Voodoo priest and spent the rest of our time partying.

It's more religious than cultural. A large percentage of Southern American Protestants think you can't be a good Christian if you consume alcohol, even in small amounts.

 

Yeah, unfortunately mine is going to be a dry wedding and reception because a) it's going to be very kid friendly, and b) my family is super weird about alcohol. My immediate family is cool, but my grandma came to visit and was shocked to find my brother's beer in the fridge. He had just turned 21, it was almost expected to have at least a little beer in there. Most of my family is super religious, so we're having an afterparty at the dried up lakebed by my house, lol.

 

You definitely owe it to yourself to do at least one thing on your wedding day that would freak your grandma out, if she knew about it. Like not wearing panties, or having a dildo inserted somewhere, or smoking a joint right before you leave for the church. :ssmokeit: I'm sure you can come up with something good.

 

A nice party piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMxKi-b3QmY"]Chick Plays Kazoo With Her Vagina - YouTube

 

Okay, that's a lot more of a trailer trash vibe than what I had in mind, but...okay.

After watching her, I feel downright shy!
:leaving:

 

My cousin was terrified to serve alcohol at her wedding because of my great aunt, the great Baptist Bible thumping matriarch of my family. But her husband's family are Italian Catholics and they footed the bill so obviously alcohol was going to be served at this wedding lol. My great aunt surprised everyone though, she sat down beside me and asked what I was drinking and I hung my head in shame, expecting some serious judgement. She then proceeded to laugh at me and asked me to get her the same drink from the bar. She hardly touched it but it was still very cool of her.

 

Obviously, you have to do everything in the best possible taste...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqxagJglaI"]all in the best possible taste - YouTube

 

Oh, if I can break away from my family long enough to spark one up before the wedding, you bet your ass I'm going to do it, lol.

I actually had wine with one of my aunts at Christmastime one year, shocked the hell out of me when she broke it out and asked if I drank. I don't know, I might change my mind and let it be a BYOB event, because there is no way with what I'm doing I'll be able to afford to buy any alcohol. I just don't want anyone to get too trashed at the reception because the real party's after, lol.

 

You are the legendary KR, so you have to do something to maintain your slightly bad-ass reputation. Besides, that mischievous stuff is all that most guys will remember ten years later.

I heard about one bride (a friend of a friend) who privately slipped her hubby a note, during a very serious part of the service, that said, "I can't wait for you to fuck my brains out!" I'm sure he will keep that forever.
:devil:

 

There are weddings without an open bar?

That sounds horrible.

 

Double post

 

I like this dress a lot!

 

That is madness!

I have already determined that my wedding will be at my parents house and that there will be nonstop cocktails, wine and beer.

We're Scottish, so we are into drinking.

 

It seems like you ladies already have your weddings planned out, the only thing missing is the groom.

 

Charles will come around eventually... I told him 8 years is the limit and it has been 6 years so....

 

You're also 28, so you can be into whatever you want.

 

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