Replacement Replacement Random Facts Thread

Just came in from my bicycle ride in the woods...I always feel better after a ride...

 

comment deleted due to FBI watchdog..

 

I just sneezed...Hope I'm not catching anything...

 

haaa chhuuuu

 

Yeah I'm currently coming down with some sort of plague. I hope you didn't catch it from me, countrygirl, via the internet

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaJZYMXx8X4"]Will in the trampoline - YouTube

 

LOL, I'm home alone but I keep hearing noises upstairs...spooky!!! I'm glad its not dark out...

 

The FBI has a file on me.

I applied once for a high-security job with Northrop Aircraft. I filled out a 20-page questionaire, and when I was finished a tall, quiet man in a dark suit took me through a maze of passcode-secured corridors to a little, dark, windowless room and questioned me for a long time. Later he was joined by another dark-suited man, and then another.

They wanted to know lots of stuff about my history with controlled substances and my trips outside the US.

I didn't get the job. But I kept my freedom. Well, some degree thereof - you know, the usual.

 

just yell at him.

''hey singing dude! SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!''

 

I saw a beautiful mind too... it was a good movie!

 

Actually I'm glad I didn't get the job. Helping build war planes isn't really what I wanted to do with my life.

 

I want to shoot a troll!

 

I got no worries

 

Everyone knows you don't just shoot trolls! You have to hit them with UV lights and then they turn to stone. Once that it done you blow them up and they shatter to pieces!

 

Not necessary. Just throw the rule book at 'em.

 

OH SHIT SON!

*runs away*

 

I wanted to say this, but I didn't have time.

 

hahaha lies!

I'm looking forward togetting home and having a beer while removing the carb from my motorcycle.
And once that is done, to smoking some marijuana.

 

Forget the motorcycle maintenance and just start cannon balling that beer and pot at the same time.