Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

is absurd

 

Has four knees and no hips

 

has too many holidays, and not enough film in the camera

 

sends people rats for Christmas

 

haha... sends no Christmas presents, buys no turkey, and throws snowballs at old people! true!

 

clears land mines with her tongue

 

Clips razor wire with their teeth!

 

changes her underwear once every 7 years

 

Wears no underwear..only on Thanks giving!

 

Thinks a unisex hair salon only serves hermaphrodites.

 

Thinks a chop shop is a good place to buy lamb and pork

 

Volunteers to be the coxswain to distract the rowers.

 

Absent minded

 

I had a reply for that....

Well here's another:

Has a mind arising from material

 

is a material friend

 

Chops water.

 

doesn't bathe

 

Washes their dishes while they shower to save water...

 

Thinks that Ebenezer Scrooge was visted by the ghost of his business partner, Bob Marley

 

Was so surprised at being called 'pretentious' in Starbucks,he nearly dropped his decaf skinny-latte frappe caramel-mocha!