Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Never wears a bra because her tits are claustrophobic (well, that's her story, and she's sticking to it)

 

Spent ten minutes trying to shave her eyebrows before realising she'd just shaved the mirror!

 

has x ray vision, but constantly bumps into the ladies room wall!

 

Her IQ is so low she dosnt know what IQ stands for.

 

has erotic dreams about penguin girls....

 

got herself a male cougar after everyone started calling her a cougar.

 

HA! I wish...

Rates high on the penguin insemination program

 

Has been the cause of several crashes in her town,because she insists in wearing THAT mini-skirt.
[the see-through one]

 

walks around supermarkets looking for woman pushing baby carriages and walks up to them all calmly but when he gets close enough he punches the baby in the face then runs out of the store.

 

Is so daft, he carries his own brush !

 

morrow is reading 'The History of Superglue'-she just can't put it down....

 

has sex with stuffed penguins.

 

Got arrested for keeping penguins in his back yard.

 

Specs learned early and NEVER licked the spoon again during chemistry lessons!

 

Is a self taught nose picker

 

Wallows in goat poo

 

Plays Goats, and KIDS people he doesn't like pooing in their bed!!!

 

Blinding rays of light emanate from her vagina, and she is often called upon by the Mayor of London to expose herself during power outages.

 

Spent time in rahway state for smuggling x into london

 

Made a pool in his back yard for his chickens to swim in.