Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Was confronted by a policeman who wanted to know why he was hanging around a car park looking in everyone's wing mirrors.

He replied "Can't you see I'm waiting for to dog"

 

When BeachBum tried her hand at poetry,she wrote:

There once was a pervert named Mick
Who's sexual antics were sick
He got out his Hoover
then performed a manouver
That caused it to suck off his ....


[at THIS point she was lost for a rhyme-unlike YOU,you dirty sod!]

 

There was a gruff ursine called Puggly
Who wasn't particularly uggly
His Limericks were bad
(Their scansion was mad)
And I'm not going to rhyme the last line (or scan it) because THIS five-line verse is
. . . . . . . . . NOT a Limerick anyway so there!

 

Leaves hf member's minds in a state of tension.

-And his point always comes across smuggly.

There

 

Went to sea in a sieve

 

BeeBs has just discovered artex....she says it's going to 'revolutionise d.i.y decorating '....

 

Turns the toaster of just befor its ready, and finishes his toast with his lighter, to save money..

 

Looked at the cooker and asked "What does that do?"

 

has not got a cooker..the maker of his oven..is "Ding"

 

Wore her wristwatch inside-out for three years,before the kind nurse explained how they work

 

Doesnt wear a watch, keeps trashing places when he hears, *tick-tock.tick-tock*

 

When she wears tights,her ankles bulge each time she farts

 

Goes boat racing in the kitchen, wont be told, he is over reacting to the washing machine leak!

 

Gives away secrets told to her in...well....secret....

 

Is nicknamed "Christmas" ... because he comes once a year

 

Has a fixation on santa!

 

her favorite perfume is Hydrogen Sulfide..

 

Is so daft, he wrote a novel about his twin!

 

Has a fear of heights,so she turns her ladder upside-down and climbs to the bottom rung!

 

Loves scrumping in his very own orchard, lol