Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Dumped his inflatable girlfriend because she wouldn't go down on him.

 

had an affair with my inflatable girlfriend

 

Real girlfriend left him because of the above mentioned purchase.

 

puts a blob of gren nail varnish on every silver coin he ever owns ... then goes through his change to see if any of them are coins he's owned before

 

forced Spectacles to get a sex change

 

Oh yeah ... ha ha ... oops: sorry, Specs


Goes fishing over the stern of the Staten Island ferry

 

BeachBum insists on being the first to admit she isn't competitive......

 

Puggy really envies my driving skills ... he just makes all those snippy comments to try to cover the fact

 

Loves platform shoes, just doesnt get that using a cherry picker wont make her cooler than her friends!

 

Morrow's insomnia is so bad,she dreams she's awake!

 

On the one hand he's indecisive, but on the other he's not. He also carries a nagging fear that everyone is out to make him paranoid. :willy_nilly:

 

ran around my house 4 times today naked singing peace and love songs

 

Moonglow once told me that if electrickery hadn't been invented,we'd have to watch tv by candlelight!

 

Once had a pet cat called Hoderay, which had figured out how to use underground trains to get from place to place.

He nicknamed it "wonky telly"

When I asked him why, he shrugged and mutterd "cat - hoderay - tube - displacement"

 

decided about 1 year ago to never shave her beautiful legs again.....and she does not want you to know that they are covered with fur now....

 

I once found Beachbum,Moonglow & three of their friends playing soccer with a hedgehog.

It was beating them 3-0.

 

lost all of his money gambling on pool games...but he kept the 8 ball as a souvenier

 

Really does glow in the dark

 

Beachy SWORE to me Neil Diamond used to be known as Neil Coal,until the pressure got to him.

 

Once hijacked the ferry cross the Mersey