Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Waits in the dark, steals eggs and replaces with chickens, the reverse easter bunny, ...

 

Forgot where she is going but cant go back because she forgot where she came from

 

Loves penguins so much, now names his fave team after them...

 

Is a marine biologist specializing in the riveting field of algae

 

Swings watches in the street, to pass the time of day!

 

Doesn't shake or stir her martinis.

 

When your my cocktail waiter, why should i, thats your job!

 

Can never remember whether it's cocktails or coffee you shake-so now has a brown kitchen!

 

Is at the age where he can no longer trust a fart.

 

Is at an age when he no longer remembers if he farted, or coughed!

 

Thinks revolving doors should have an attendant as every time she steps out she's on the pavement

 

Tore his rotator cuff patting himself on the back after he made one good post.

 

Calls himself pensfan because he can't spell L A Lakers!

 

Masticates on a daily basis.

 

Was SO close to finishing his book.
Pity he lost his crayons before he finished the last page.

 

Is learning the values of a chimp, so he can become a better cheeter..

 

Has both lips on top-it stops her dribbling down her blouse.

 

Has a nightly poker game with a teddy bear and 2 Raggedy Anne dolls.
Still loses.

 

Dresses up as a teddy bear to play poker with Puggybear.

 

HUGELY envious-sits picking his spots & making up lies about my panty-wearing friend R/H