Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Oooooh ... gloves off now.


Mutton dressed as mutton

 

Still knitting that pair of long underwear she started last September.

 

Has over grown toe nails, and uses them as weapons

 

Has a Rosa Klebb outfit that she likes wearing to parties ... regardless of whether they're fancy dress parties or not

 

Thinks the reason she is being smiled at is nothing to do with her stocking tops, but her blue eye...

 

Can't quite tell the difference between humble little BeachBall and Ol' Blue Eyes himself

 

Poor old BeachBum-she says her new stairlift keeps driving her up the wall

 

Went to a fancy dress party carrying a magnifying glass and wearing two wings, a propeller and a tail fin.

Explained to anyone who asked that he had come as a plane-clothes detective

 

Bought a water-bed to bring she & her partner closer...but they drifted apart....

 

Thought the boa trace was the remnants of a snake

 

Loves mixing words, and people, just to confuse everyone!

 

Told me that her winning the All-England pogo stick championship had it's ups and downs....

 

Couldn't enter said championship because they held it in the autumn, and his stick was definitely designed for the spring

 

Her spring was defo left in last seasons game

 

morrow has odd socks-they have no toes or heels in them...that's ODD.

 

Puggy, voice like an angel, face like a pooch!

 

morrow,body of an angel-feet like a walrus [insert smiley face here]

 

Cheeky sod, lol ...
Puggybear...hug, growls like an old bear..face in the ground

 

My mate morrow....known to her mates as 'Bingo Wings'........[another smiley face]

 

Puggybear. Not as cuddly, but just as hairy!