Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Is located far from the madding crowd because they voted him off the island.

 

Ran over the last Dinosaur on earth with a hatchback!

 

Likes to play "Hit me in the head with a rock bro"

 

swims in his sleep

 

Reckons it's a cute achievement that she can move her lips without talking

 

Has been a ventriloquist since she first started talking at 9 months. Still drives her parents crazy.

 

Has a lifelong ambition to be a ventriloquist's dummy

 

Dreamt she was asleep but was actually nude driving.

 

never had an accident whilst driving but seen thousands

 

Invented the plastic magnet.

 

Wonders why microwave pans, dont also work on the hob!

 

cannot find a clean pan

 

Is actually an Oompa-Loompa

 

wears army boots with pastel pink socks

 

Tried dropping a white hat in the red sea to see if it would really turn pink ...

 

Insists on making sekshall advances toward me...but hey-I can't blame her....

 

Thinks all women are wanting him...Becks! get lost, my turn, greedy wench!

 

Insists on making sekshal advances towards Puggy

 

Ha, keeps trying to stop a draft she cant find...*whisper, close your legs woman!*

 

Has no idea why cakes rise...but knows why willies do!