Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Wishes she were a dog to be able to sniff asses freely without questions, haha.

 

Woof woof...haha...wishes i woulsd snif her ass

 

Was going to take the IQ test-but couldn't spell it.

 

Went to Ann Summers because somebody had told him his guitar needed a new G-string

 

Oh, by the way Becks, you Ann Sumers order arrived today...jees its big! Spend thrift!

 

Big? It must be somebody else's order ... mine's a size 14


Steals people's Ann Summers orders from the back of the delivery van, and goes through them to see what's in them before delivering them herself

 

Well i now know what you ordered... For Mr greys room of pain is it?

 

I think that's my order from the online tack shop you've got there, hun, if it's got a schooling whip, a martingale and a pair of spurs

 

Is head of counterintelligence and espionage for Father Christmas

 

Communicates by microdot

 

Is in a difficult position! Between Bex and I....hahaha

 

Knows every difficult position in the book ... and quite a few that aren't


(That's the Karma Sutra, obviously ... )

 

wants to do every position of the kama sutra with me,,,,ha ,,ha

 

Is the most handsome man Stevie Wonder has ever met.

 

you rotter, let me think of somethingxx

 

got one,was all that wind in the mid west down to oxyqueen leaving her (?) bedroom window open?

 

No, it was you, after eating a chilli and staying at oxys, drinking that bitter, was never a good idea!

 

Has the Venus de Milo's arms in her study.

She uses them as paperweights.

 

Is opening a store at the air port, name of 'Skirt off' as Tie rack is closing!

 

Placed my fist big order for a hundred skirts that leave nothing to the imagination