Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

I just became bar staff and I have a big stick to poke lazy people

 

I like to poke with my stick too

 

I didn't know you swung that way

 

Ah you like to generally. I thought you said you'd like to. I think it's my bed time

 

^^ hey!!! come back with that motivationalian stick... damn.... too late.... just.... a cupla Zzzzz then................................

 

No band? let's have an open mike night! C'mon Bbad get pokin' with that stick. Barmaid, another round please and one for yourself!

 

open mike night sounds good!!!.... got m'ukelele and m'tin whistle... watch it with that stick BBAD... i'm not getting up on stage till that stick is safely in Fingermouse care... can't concentrate on my art...

:cheers: etherea... and another round... what's your tipple etherea?

 

open mike night sounds good!!!.... got m'ukelele and m'tin whistle... watch it with that stick BBAD... i'm not getting up on stage till that stick is safely in Fingermouse care... can't concentrate on my art...

:cheers: etherea... and another round... what's your tipple etherea?

 

posting double or seeing double???? i think i need another bleach... will have to make it an I.O.U. hope that's ok... i'm owed maintenance and can't afford to pay upfront right this moment....

need bleach.... BAD :drool5: it's a long story that i wouldn't think of boring anyone with.... :nopity:

 

Bottle of beer thanks,lill, and since you're skint it'll be my round.......again! I brought my washboard just in case. Fancy a duet?

 

Awwww bless ya

get ya board out then gal.... open mike night it is arty:
what do you fancy as a first number? Fairytale of New York?

 

Do you wanna be Kirsty or Shaun?

 

don't mind m'lady... i'm way gone on the bleach... we could start as one and swap half way through maybe? having said that, i can no longer reach the high notes... therefore, think i'll be more convincing as Shaun...

 

I should say Shane. I told you all before - 2 beers and I'm a lost cause! I really should be him because my singing's appalling. I'll arm wrestle you for the priviledge - best of 3?

 

you are on, but i warn you, my biceps are huge and you lose we could agree to swap half way through so that we both have a go at making fools of ourselves.... here... a beer on me this time

you sure you wanna do this etherea?

 

Thanks, but I must warn you, 3 beers and I'm rat assed so I'll probably be game for anything. Let's just start and go with the flow. Hey isn't that Mark E Smith that just walked in? We're saved! He's always first in the queue to make an arse of himself. This might be quite a good night after all.

 

hey, i think you are right!!! we are saved
arty:

 

Crack open the peanuts!

 

Nut open the crackheads!

 

if you gonna nut'em open you gotta be prepared..... *runs to fetch axe and mop*