Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

(hides all the caught mice and rats).... errr... sorry Lithium... we are fresh out of mouse juice right now.. can i interest you in a bleach?

 

atrocious behaviour

actually I was thinking of Thin Lizzy's version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TehFZ38kt6o

 

Hi, I just stopped by to check the Till, we are making money here right ??

Peace

 

*blinks up at silverhippy from the till drawer*

 

horlicks please.

 

Geeez guess this means I'm still in hock over this place ..

I thought my new employee was gonna entice paying customers into this joint ????

Grumbles and walks away..

Peace

 

well... if my best isn't good enough :toetap05:

 

*pukes on the carpet*

 

No no, you're doing just fine, ah, could you clean that up, looks like Ian over there had an accident..

Peace

 

*pukes on silverhippo*

 

it'll clean itself up.... it's just bleach already...

 

He seems to be puking all over the place, does he owe us any money ???

Peace

 

probably.... wasn't he inside the cash drawer earlier?.... he is looking a little odd though... perhaps we should call him an ambulance???.... "OI.... you there... ambulance...".... "AMBULANCE!!!"....

 

Wait.. Let's see if he turns green first, I like it when he does that..

Peace

 

I want chocolate milk!

 

*climbs into the washing machine*

 

chocolate milk AND a horlicks.... now, did anyone see where that poor sick puppy went? ooops, i nearly forgot, those towels need a boil-wash...

*puts wash powder into machine and shuts door*

does anyone know where the mark for the boil-wash is? this machine is so dirty, i can't see the numbers...

 

*squeak*

 

Guys, look at the washing machine go. This is like so beautiful and trippy man. Yeah. He had everything to live for but he's all just like spinning round. Woo

 

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