Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

let me just get one thing straight here.... NO amount of bribing will get me to work in that godforsaken place!!!... it's a free for all now that j0Hn is dead, but don't tell silverhippy... (he gives all that he owns to dodgy politicians - so any hard cash you give him will not be a good thing)... he won't admit this to you... he'll say "it was an accident" or that he was "tricked"... so don't be fooled...

i have keys, but only to the cupboard that keeps the vintage bleach. so.... here's the deal.... if you want to fund the the polititians, go ahead... pay for your drinks... but if you want to be a real atriot: join Lithium and I and acquire a taste for the good stuff? i leave it up to you....

oh, before i leave in a hurry, please tell Cliff that i will see him next tuesday... i feel sick...

uke: :leaving:

 

I thought you were gonna work here and catch mice, I can see you learned nothing from Toolmaggot. Godforsaken !!!! I beg your pardon, this is a nice dump, and I do own it, JOhn gave it to me with his last dieing breath, the shyster that he was..

And no more Bleach, this is a bar, not a damn Laundormmat !!!

we only serve rot gut whiskey and warm beer...
And i need cold hard cash, don't be fooled by my stupid veneer, I may have been duped by dodgy politicians in the past but those days are over..

Now belly up to the bar and pay me..

And please refrain from peeing on the floor

Peace

 

Good luck with that!
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Not your mice, you keep em in your pocket right ??

Peace

 

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i surrender...

 

Does that mean you're not gonna work here ??

Peace

 

well... being as you put it so nicely... course i will!!! but, before i sign on the dotted line, i feel i must warn you that i am extremely unreliable, i like mice AND rats and, because of Lithium, i now have an obscene addiction to that vintage bleach you keep locked away... if there's any left.... here... you should keep these keys... Hic

Also, i may scare some of your clients off... i hope not, but i have been known to unintentionally offend people. oh... and i smell of decomposing tingerburgers... you still want to employ me?

 

I don't mind standing in for a few shifts, as long as I get paid in meths

 

hey... thanks man well, as far as i am concerned it's a done deal but we'll have to wait see what silverhippy thinks... he may not wish to employ undesirables... that's me, i mean, not you

but can i also ask that we catch the rats and mice and keep them as pets rather than kill them? i couldn't bear it... i don't have the same compassion and love for mosquitoes and wasps though... swat the bastards... yeah baby!!! you want some meths now? oh, i see you've already helped yourself...

so... what's this i hear about you and fingermouse going to jamaica to drink coconut cocktails on the beach whilst listening to Lee Scratch Perry???

 

Joy !!

Well I guess I should be up front with you before you sign up, I keep my employees in abject poverty cause I'm a miser on payday, and since Josh is willing to fill in for a pittance of meth, it's ok if you don't show up all the time.. I don't really mind mice i just don't wanna step on em, as for rats just don't show em to me cause the remind me of my sister.. It's ok if you offend the clients, most of em wanna pay their tab off with livestock anyway so we don't need em.. And as far as the vintage bleach goes you can have all you want, it's ok if you're in a bleach stupor all the time it adds to the atmosphere in here.. I don't even know what a tingerburger is let alone what a decomposing one would smell like, if it's no worse than what my feet smell like I can deal with it..

Sooo do we have a deal ??

Peace

 

we most certainly do!!! :hurray:

when do i start?

oh god... way too much bleach last night.... uke:

 

Why is the rum gone?

 

yeah!!!!! why IS all the rum gone.... Fingermouse??????

 

*hic*

 

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oh IAN!!!!!!.... you're such a kidder..... you don't drink bleach at all do you!!!???....

 

I'd like a bottle of your finest ice cream mr/s bartender.

 

sorry there's no one here, and with a SIG like that, you ain't gettin' no ice-cream and definitely no bottle either, even if there was someone here, which there isn't.............

 

Did someone call a cab?:toetap05:

 

there are always people here.
we just run away when we see you because we're ninjas.
and ninjas are badass ice cream eating cans of whoop ass awesome.


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