Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

Then you're asking the right man! He can turn water into wine dontcha know....

 

How about strippers in this Pub. Can we have any ? I like strippers and beer. Anyone care for another round while we wait for the next show ?

Peace

 

No

I'll have a pint, been craving one all morning

 

no ? do you mean no strippers ? Why not ? They keep the drunks happy you know. And I'll buy your pint. Pint of what ?

Peace

 

I thought drink kept the drunks happy?

Are you trying to bribe me with the offer of a drink if I say yes to strippers? Naughty naughty............... any beer will do me!

 

I am. Are you in charge of entertainment ? I have many ideas. Drink does keep the drunks happy but they get bored. So out come the strippers. What kind of beer do you want. Sooo can we have em. strippers I mean. Strippers are nice you will like them.

Peace

 

I recon we should have a nudist bar so that peoples bodies without clothes on arent this big deal to gorp at, theyre just bodies. Not in winter though, because turning the heating on all the time wouldnt be very hippy of us

 

I don't want to take off my clothes off. I mean not in a bar. I just want naked chicks. And hippies like heat. I'm buying what will you have ?

Peace

 

Can we have prostitutes? Can we, can we?

 

Why dont you want to take your clothes off? Are you insecure? Why do you want "naked chicks"?...Any random ones? What if youre not attracted to them? What if they have some easily spread disease? I only think its fair that if women can have the freedom of taking their clothes off then men can too And weirdos gorping for no apparent reason will be thrown out Ill have a lemon water, cheers

 

Now theres a more sensible request

 

Man I sure hope so. I don't think prostitutes care if they are allowed in or not. They just show up. I like em. But I want to inspect them in the back room first to make sure they are not ripe with germs. Care for a drink ?

Peace

 

Some things you cant see.........Like the flu in its early stages

 

I wana check anyway. By the way can me and some of these whores sing Danny Boy when we get drunk ?

Peace

 

A pint of Fosters and a packet of Pork Scratchings. Fosters is a drink that really quenches your thirst on a hot day. Pork scratchings, cheap boring and sounds like a pig with fleas.

 

We dont do pork scratchings, i emptied them all into the bin outside which also contains the neighbours babies used nappies, so dig in if you want to but be prepared for dirty looks

 

I think I could go with a nice chilled Carlsberg now actually *shows ID*

Ooh and some kettle chip crisps as well, that soulmate cheese one.

 

Every Tavern needs a few arcade thingys. As this is a virtual Tavern, we will have to settle for this. No tokens required.

http://www.freeonlinegames.com/

Additional: Shame about the pork scratchings. I do remember there was a box in the basement. Looks like someone's been grazing.

http://www.free-online-games-player.co.uk/card-games.html

 

Probably the pub cat. Shes allowed

 

The cat. I knew he was doing more than investigating. The cat needs to go on a diet.